[Professor Goose]: Once upon a precious little time...
[Jytal]: from the sand dunes in the distance, baby carpet dragons began emerging with the sunrise
[FlameChild]: they flew towards the distant mountains where a castle loomed
[Villarius]: but before they could make it to the castle, an evil bogfrog would capture the baby carpet dragons
[Sir Bigtone]: the dragon flew through a rainbow and became full grown and torched bog frog to smitherrines
[I am new]: then the legendary pixy came from chimney and killed the lil frog
[Capsaicin]: but this wasnt just any frog, it was a candy frog and all the pieces flew to all, corners of the world to good lityle knays and girls
[Tandrinan]: meanwhile the dragons, now full grown, continued on to the castle to have tea with their best friend, a puppy named Mittens.
[Ella Atser]: Mittens was a very special puppy
[Pyne Wewd]: for you see this was a special time, for the gathering of dragons and the special puppy Mittens marked the birth of Ardents newest hero
[Wackum]: but little be known mittens was currupted by he who will not be named
[Ventara]: so the dragons were surprised to see both a mage and a lich waiting at the door to usher them inside...
[snowberry]: The puppy grabbed the baby carpet dragons one by one, and dunked them each in a malice cocktail, then rolled them in mud!
[Feisty]: The dragons, now caked covered with sludgy mud, began to fumble around z bumbling into each other, making an awful mess i guess.
[Rusty Hains]: Right now from far away 10 dragons looking for a old knight. He save them from long time ago and now they are lookng for him
[Valentyne]: But the baby dragons were slated to be a sacrifice to the vacuum god, Hooverius, who had promised mittens a lifetime supply of milk bones
[Sirae]: thankfully, right at the moment of sacrifice - the old knight bursts into the castle to save the day and the dragons
[Eche]: that is, until an army of bogfrogs burst into to avenge their fallen one
[blackwitch42]: just then the mama dragon burst out a loud roar from deep in the castle
[ShieldHeart]: The mama drsgon burst thru the castle and was meet by the old hag Blackwitch!
[Saikira]: just then the sky darkened and storm clouds appeared
[mrogan]: then the dragons want to find the old knight and learnig about the history of the castle
[Professor Goose]: Suddenly a beautiful fairy princess godmother appeared out of nowhere bursting out of thin air and sending the evil puppy and bog frogs and mages and witches all away. She suggested that they all have a picnic, so the dragons got on horses and rode away.
[Professor Goose]: The End!
Moral to the story is, do not let bog frogs anywhere near dragons.
[Jytal]: from the sand dunes in the distance, baby carpet dragons began emerging with the sunrise
[FlameChild]: they flew towards the distant mountains where a castle loomed
[Villarius]: but before they could make it to the castle, an evil bogfrog would capture the baby carpet dragons
[Sir Bigtone]: the dragon flew through a rainbow and became full grown and torched bog frog to smitherrines
[I am new]: then the legendary pixy came from chimney and killed the lil frog
[Capsaicin]: but this wasnt just any frog, it was a candy frog and all the pieces flew to all, corners of the world to good lityle knays and girls
[Tandrinan]: meanwhile the dragons, now full grown, continued on to the castle to have tea with their best friend, a puppy named Mittens.
[Ella Atser]: Mittens was a very special puppy
[Pyne Wewd]: for you see this was a special time, for the gathering of dragons and the special puppy Mittens marked the birth of Ardents newest hero
[Wackum]: but little be known mittens was currupted by he who will not be named
[Ventara]: so the dragons were surprised to see both a mage and a lich waiting at the door to usher them inside...
[snowberry]: The puppy grabbed the baby carpet dragons one by one, and dunked them each in a malice cocktail, then rolled them in mud!
[Feisty]: The dragons, now caked covered with sludgy mud, began to fumble around z bumbling into each other, making an awful mess i guess.
[Rusty Hains]: Right now from far away 10 dragons looking for a old knight. He save them from long time ago and now they are lookng for him
[Valentyne]: But the baby dragons were slated to be a sacrifice to the vacuum god, Hooverius, who had promised mittens a lifetime supply of milk bones
[Sirae]: thankfully, right at the moment of sacrifice - the old knight bursts into the castle to save the day and the dragons
[Eche]: that is, until an army of bogfrogs burst into to avenge their fallen one
[blackwitch42]: just then the mama dragon burst out a loud roar from deep in the castle
[ShieldHeart]: The mama drsgon burst thru the castle and was meet by the old hag Blackwitch!
[Saikira]: just then the sky darkened and storm clouds appeared
[mrogan]: then the dragons want to find the old knight and learnig about the history of the castle
[Professor Goose]: Suddenly a beautiful fairy princess godmother appeared out of nowhere bursting out of thin air and sending the evil puppy and bog frogs and mages and witches all away. She suggested that they all have a picnic, so the dragons got on horses and rode away.
[Professor Goose]: The End!
Moral to the story is, do not let bog frogs anywhere near dragons.
[MOD][Impresario]: Once upon a precious little time there was a baby monkey riding backwards on a pig. Suddenly the pig said, "The world has gone insane!"
[Jolon]: The monkey was flummoxed as all he could see behind them was green fields and flowers full of sweet fragrance. "But Pig, it all looks normal from my view." Pig took a deep breath and...
[Emeraldae]: in his deep bass voice pointed to the talking worms burrowing into the dirt and the unicorns laughing at them behind the trees
[Ventara]: In the confusion and desperation, monkey started singing....as if drawn forth by the notes, a cloaked figure appeared in front of pig. The figure let out a deep and ghostly Moooooo...and the unicorns all looked in his direction...
[Princess Dew Drop]: The figure bent down and put a pair of rose colored glasses onto pig. "Now everything looks amazing!" pig exclaimed.
[Tornadic]: "except those unicorns" the monkey added
[Rusty Hains]: Up in the hills a Bigfoot looking down trying to figure out what is going on? Baby monkey? Pig with rose colored glasses? Unicorns? What a day!! he said
[duurf]: On the shoulders of big foot sat a dwarf with ice cream cones. Dwarf says, "You think the pig needs a cone smashed on his head too? Those horses look happy!" Big foot nodded and headed down the hill screaming , "Yippee kai yaaaaaaa!"
[Wave warrior]: the pig looked at the fast approaching Bigfoot, dwarf and the ghostly figure;
[Magic Mo]: The pig, glasses rosy as ever, said to the monkey, "Look! More beautiful creatures arriving! I bet they'd like to be friends. Say, is that chocolate ice Cream? My favourite!"
[Emelza Sharlan]: Bigfoot and drawf stops in front of pig and monkey and were indeed holding chocolate ice cream
[Heartbreak]: "This land is cursed!", exclaimed monkey. "I can fix this"..Monkey draws aloft an ancient relic, The Wholey, holey, holy sock of St. Quintalous the Questionable. It smells faintly of roses and emits a reassuring aura like one of grandmas hugs
[Cloudlight]: pig greets the dwarf and bigfoot and trades the rose coloured glasses for chocolate ice creams, dwarf put on the glasses and sees that the horses are actually unicorns and baby monkey is actually a
[MOD][Impresario]: Baby Carpet Dragon riding on a cloud. An ant climbed out of her ant hill and exclaimed, "Well ain't that the silliest thing ever!" The End
[MOD][Impresario]: Moral to the Story Is:
[MOD][Impresario]: Things are not always the way they appear. Sometimes bigfoots just want to give you ice cream!
[Jolon]: The monkey was flummoxed as all he could see behind them was green fields and flowers full of sweet fragrance. "But Pig, it all looks normal from my view." Pig took a deep breath and...
[Emeraldae]: in his deep bass voice pointed to the talking worms burrowing into the dirt and the unicorns laughing at them behind the trees
[Ventara]: In the confusion and desperation, monkey started singing....as if drawn forth by the notes, a cloaked figure appeared in front of pig. The figure let out a deep and ghostly Moooooo...and the unicorns all looked in his direction...
[Princess Dew Drop]: The figure bent down and put a pair of rose colored glasses onto pig. "Now everything looks amazing!" pig exclaimed.
[Tornadic]: "except those unicorns" the monkey added
[Rusty Hains]: Up in the hills a Bigfoot looking down trying to figure out what is going on? Baby monkey? Pig with rose colored glasses? Unicorns? What a day!! he said
[duurf]: On the shoulders of big foot sat a dwarf with ice cream cones. Dwarf says, "You think the pig needs a cone smashed on his head too? Those horses look happy!" Big foot nodded and headed down the hill screaming , "Yippee kai yaaaaaaa!"
[Wave warrior]: the pig looked at the fast approaching Bigfoot, dwarf and the ghostly figure;
[Magic Mo]: The pig, glasses rosy as ever, said to the monkey, "Look! More beautiful creatures arriving! I bet they'd like to be friends. Say, is that chocolate ice Cream? My favourite!"
[Emelza Sharlan]: Bigfoot and drawf stops in front of pig and monkey and were indeed holding chocolate ice cream
[Heartbreak]: "This land is cursed!", exclaimed monkey. "I can fix this"..Monkey draws aloft an ancient relic, The Wholey, holey, holy sock of St. Quintalous the Questionable. It smells faintly of roses and emits a reassuring aura like one of grandmas hugs
[Cloudlight]: pig greets the dwarf and bigfoot and trades the rose coloured glasses for chocolate ice creams, dwarf put on the glasses and sees that the horses are actually unicorns and baby monkey is actually a
[MOD][Impresario]: Baby Carpet Dragon riding on a cloud. An ant climbed out of her ant hill and exclaimed, "Well ain't that the silliest thing ever!" The End
[MOD][Impresario]: Moral to the Story Is:
[MOD][Impresario]: Things are not always the way they appear. Sometimes bigfoots just want to give you ice cream!
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[Professor Goose]: Once upon a precious little time there was a man stuck in a chicken suit. He wandered the hills around Ardent muttering to himself about an impending doom. "They don't believe me, it's falling! It's going to come crashing down any moment!"
[ShamRoc]: as he is muttering to himself walking along, he comes across the Albino boars mother, and crying out to her about doom, she says.....
[WaveChild]: Have you seen my precious Albino boar -- he ran off to play with the baby carpet dragons
[Torchic]: "SILENCE WOMAN. THIS IS NO TIME FOR YOUR TROUBLES!"yells the chicken. "IT'S FALLING, IT'S FALLING, ARDENT'S ECONOMY6 IS FALLING!"
[Ceres12]: The Boars mother was concerned about the outburst for a second, and then dismissed him as just a silly chicken.
[Villarius]: so the chicken costumed man ran and ran attempting to find out why ardent gold price was dropping, only to find a bogfrog sitting atop a pile of gold
[Jytal]: the chicken man pleaded to the bogfrog to know what he has done to the econim6e which the bog frog only replied by tossing the chicken man a bag full of
[snow berry]: fertilizer! The chicken man knew where that fertilizer came from, and immediately thought of the pallid boar
[Ventara]: but the bog frog continued to speak "I have seen your journey...one cannot see a future, the other is stuck in the past...I have given you a present....hint, hint"
[Iskar Jarak]: He felt something heavy within the bag, opening it to reveal a feather encrusted knife.
[Lucretea]: the chicken man siezed the knife and exlaimed "you have my darling wife’s feathers this knife.!" and takes a fighting stance
[Rusty Hains]: But the man heard a loud sound. So he walk to the bushes and he saw group of baby dragon and a albino boar. They are planning to steal candy in Ardent City candy shop
[ShamRoc]: so the man in the chicken suit, still in a panic muttering to himself about doomsday, finds Ceres running in circles and screams ITS OVER THE ECOMONY IS CRAHING AND THE DRAGON AND BOAR ARE STEALING THE CANDY
[WaveChild]: but Marilla saves the candy by waving new toys in front of the baby dragons and the albino boar
[Ceres12]: Ceres could care less about the economy, but decides that candy being stolen is quite troublesome. So she pauses her circles for a moment to hide her own supply of chocolate. Then shoos the chicken away
[Torchic]: The Chicken Man, ever losing his mind knows what needs to be done. He takes the feathered knife and with a frenzied jump lunges at the Albino Boar
[Villarius]: so the man in the chicken suit( jytal ) missed the albino boar with his lunge, and then attacks the bogfrog for stealing all the gold and spending it on QVC with his feathered clad wife, which caused the ardent economy to fail because all the gold was spent
<Jytal shows up in a chicken suit> BWAWK!
[Professor Goose]: The man in the chicken suit got confused for a moment, dropped the knife, then resumed wandering the hills around Ardent. The bog frog, albino boars, and baby dragons all shook their heads sadly. "All he had to do was cut the suit off with the knife," said the Bog Frog.
The End.
[Professor Goose]: Moral to the Story:
[Professor Goose]: If you ever find yourself crazy and stuck in a chicken suit, take it off. You'll feel a whole lot better.
[ShamRoc]: as he is muttering to himself walking along, he comes across the Albino boars mother, and crying out to her about doom, she says.....
[WaveChild]: Have you seen my precious Albino boar -- he ran off to play with the baby carpet dragons
[Torchic]: "SILENCE WOMAN. THIS IS NO TIME FOR YOUR TROUBLES!"yells the chicken. "IT'S FALLING, IT'S FALLING, ARDENT'S ECONOMY6 IS FALLING!"
[Ceres12]: The Boars mother was concerned about the outburst for a second, and then dismissed him as just a silly chicken.
[Villarius]: so the chicken costumed man ran and ran attempting to find out why ardent gold price was dropping, only to find a bogfrog sitting atop a pile of gold
[Jytal]: the chicken man pleaded to the bogfrog to know what he has done to the econim6e which the bog frog only replied by tossing the chicken man a bag full of
[snow berry]: fertilizer! The chicken man knew where that fertilizer came from, and immediately thought of the pallid boar
[Ventara]: but the bog frog continued to speak "I have seen your journey...one cannot see a future, the other is stuck in the past...I have given you a present....hint, hint"
[Iskar Jarak]: He felt something heavy within the bag, opening it to reveal a feather encrusted knife.
[Lucretea]: the chicken man siezed the knife and exlaimed "you have my darling wife’s feathers this knife.!" and takes a fighting stance
[Rusty Hains]: But the man heard a loud sound. So he walk to the bushes and he saw group of baby dragon and a albino boar. They are planning to steal candy in Ardent City candy shop
[ShamRoc]: so the man in the chicken suit, still in a panic muttering to himself about doomsday, finds Ceres running in circles and screams ITS OVER THE ECOMONY IS CRAHING AND THE DRAGON AND BOAR ARE STEALING THE CANDY
[WaveChild]: but Marilla saves the candy by waving new toys in front of the baby dragons and the albino boar
[Ceres12]: Ceres could care less about the economy, but decides that candy being stolen is quite troublesome. So she pauses her circles for a moment to hide her own supply of chocolate. Then shoos the chicken away
[Torchic]: The Chicken Man, ever losing his mind knows what needs to be done. He takes the feathered knife and with a frenzied jump lunges at the Albino Boar
[Villarius]: so the man in the chicken suit( jytal ) missed the albino boar with his lunge, and then attacks the bogfrog for stealing all the gold and spending it on QVC with his feathered clad wife, which caused the ardent economy to fail because all the gold was spent
<Jytal shows up in a chicken suit> BWAWK!
[Professor Goose]: The man in the chicken suit got confused for a moment, dropped the knife, then resumed wandering the hills around Ardent. The bog frog, albino boars, and baby dragons all shook their heads sadly. "All he had to do was cut the suit off with the knife," said the Bog Frog.
The End.
[Professor Goose]: Moral to the Story:
[Professor Goose]: If you ever find yourself crazy and stuck in a chicken suit, take it off. You'll feel a whole lot better.
[MOD][Professor Goose]: Once upon a precious time there was a young boy that decided to surprise his sister by baking four and twenty singing birds into a pie. He didn't actually bake them - he just found a pie tin and stuffed in their nice and tight and covered it with dough.
[Jolon]: The birds were in on the joke and kept quiet while he mischievously carried the pie to his sister's house. Along the way however, out of the forest came a huge…
[Hat Ebner]: Big ole Momma singing bird which hearing the soft chirps of her mischievous little ones came a squawking at the boy who began..
[Furya]: to carefully place the pie pan on the ground, crouching to pull back the dough and sing sweetly to the little birds who…
[snow berry]: tried to cover themselves back up with the dough. Momma bird wasn't amused, for she was late to the feather-dresser.
[Ventara]: All of the birds were doing their best to stay hidden, except for one, who had been making himself as small as possible the whole time...as he could't take anymore, he burst forth, scattering dough everywhere...
[Cloudlight]: the little bird jumped out of the pie and ran straight into the forest as quietly and stealthily as possible. mother bird did not notice it was missing and
[ShamRoc]: began throwing the loosened dough in effort to get the little birds out, when one of them jumped out and went in the direction of the other bird...
[Queen Mab]: mama bird did not know whether to continue picking her littles out of the pie or chase after the two free rangers. she became increasingly ruffled and in a large screeching voice...
[MOD][Professor Goose]: began berating the little boy for getting her perfect baby birds involved in such shenanigans. The two birds in the forest began to snicker. Suddenly, a baby carpet dragon swooped down, landed and asked...
[Jolon]: if the baby birds had seen any baby reindeer dragons with whom he had been playing tag...
[Hat Ebner]: The baby birds surprised by dragons appearance
[Furya]: Flew together up into the skies, circling the boy, their mother and the dragon, chirping cheerfully as they spied the boys sister coming down the forest path...
[Ventara]: The birds, united, decided to carry on the joke, and dispersed in different directions...but mother bird was still frustreated at having now missed her feather-dresser appointment, and warned the sister of the impending antics...
[snow berry]: big mama bird flew at the little boy, buffetting him with her great wings, and throwing dust and pie crust everywhere.
[ShamRoc]: the boy ran in terror and began rethinking his life choices....
[Cloudlight]: as the boy was running in terror through the forest he tripped on what he though was a stick and turned around to see two antlers and eyes of a baby reindeer dragon staring back at him
[Queen Mab]: the baby dragon had huge black eyes and rows of sharp jagged teeth. it stood then, obviously disturbed from its slumber. it reared up onto its two muscly hind legs and...
[MOD][Professor Goose]: yawned. The baby carpet dragon, carrying the boy's sister, shoved the boy out the way and gleefully hugged his friend. Then the birds swooped down, bouncing harmlessly off of the boy's sister. Mama bird gathered her flock and took them home.
The carpet dragon, reindeer dragon, and the little girl flew off leaving a bewildered and flustered boy behind.
[MOD][Professor Goose]: Moral of the Story is...
[MOD][Professor Goose]: Do not use anthropomorphic birds for your shenanigans. Your whole gag is liable to never make sense.
[Jolon]: The birds were in on the joke and kept quiet while he mischievously carried the pie to his sister's house. Along the way however, out of the forest came a huge…
[Hat Ebner]: Big ole Momma singing bird which hearing the soft chirps of her mischievous little ones came a squawking at the boy who began..
[Furya]: to carefully place the pie pan on the ground, crouching to pull back the dough and sing sweetly to the little birds who…
[snow berry]: tried to cover themselves back up with the dough. Momma bird wasn't amused, for she was late to the feather-dresser.
[Ventara]: All of the birds were doing their best to stay hidden, except for one, who had been making himself as small as possible the whole time...as he could't take anymore, he burst forth, scattering dough everywhere...
[Cloudlight]: the little bird jumped out of the pie and ran straight into the forest as quietly and stealthily as possible. mother bird did not notice it was missing and
[ShamRoc]: began throwing the loosened dough in effort to get the little birds out, when one of them jumped out and went in the direction of the other bird...
[Queen Mab]: mama bird did not know whether to continue picking her littles out of the pie or chase after the two free rangers. she became increasingly ruffled and in a large screeching voice...
[MOD][Professor Goose]: began berating the little boy for getting her perfect baby birds involved in such shenanigans. The two birds in the forest began to snicker. Suddenly, a baby carpet dragon swooped down, landed and asked...
[Jolon]: if the baby birds had seen any baby reindeer dragons with whom he had been playing tag...
[Hat Ebner]: The baby birds surprised by dragons appearance
[Furya]: Flew together up into the skies, circling the boy, their mother and the dragon, chirping cheerfully as they spied the boys sister coming down the forest path...
[Ventara]: The birds, united, decided to carry on the joke, and dispersed in different directions...but mother bird was still frustreated at having now missed her feather-dresser appointment, and warned the sister of the impending antics...
[snow berry]: big mama bird flew at the little boy, buffetting him with her great wings, and throwing dust and pie crust everywhere.
[ShamRoc]: the boy ran in terror and began rethinking his life choices....
[Cloudlight]: as the boy was running in terror through the forest he tripped on what he though was a stick and turned around to see two antlers and eyes of a baby reindeer dragon staring back at him
[Queen Mab]: the baby dragon had huge black eyes and rows of sharp jagged teeth. it stood then, obviously disturbed from its slumber. it reared up onto its two muscly hind legs and...
[MOD][Professor Goose]: yawned. The baby carpet dragon, carrying the boy's sister, shoved the boy out the way and gleefully hugged his friend. Then the birds swooped down, bouncing harmlessly off of the boy's sister. Mama bird gathered her flock and took them home.
The carpet dragon, reindeer dragon, and the little girl flew off leaving a bewildered and flustered boy behind.
[MOD][Professor Goose]: Moral of the Story is...
[MOD][Professor Goose]: Do not use anthropomorphic birds for your shenanigans. Your whole gag is liable to never make sense.
[MOD][Professor Goose]: Once upon a precious little time there was a young baker that baked 183 pies. The number was very specific, and very odd. She took her pies to the market to sell them when...
[Usilla Grace]: she froze when she heard a thundering fee fi foo fum boom out
[ShamRoc]: she quickly ducked behind a tree to watch what was going on...
[Haplosdog]: at which point she decided to eat a pie as a snack and dropped 2 others.
[Ventara]: as the pie remains attracted magical ants, she checked to make sure her potions were secure, and found...
[Anzeq]: that familiar person coming across the green. It was her rival..the baker Penny..with delicious cakes to sell! Who would buy her pies now when they saw Penny's cakes! She had to get the upper hand. What could she do?
[SChippp]: she then overheard a man who was talking loudly about a bunch of famished zombies who all wanted pies who were gathered at Pyrron Lower Keep. she got on her broom and traveled to the keep but..
[Nagirroh]: she thought maybe she could hear fee fi fof um in Penny's direction and maybe make her flee in terror dropping her cakes.
[Cad Bane]: Just before she could create a feefifofum sound...something else suddenly made a FEE. FI. FOO. FUM. sound! Out of the thicket appeared a...
[GrimmeraNightingale]: Out of the thicket appear a skeleton riding a Gutgor
[Tornadic]: "why would a skeleton be riding an elder being?" the baker thought. But then she assessed the situation, sees the skeleton and her rival and hatched a mischievous plot to rid of her problems once and for all.
[MOD][Professor Goose]: The baker with her 180 remaining pies, Penny the cake maker, the giant tree Gutgor with the skeleton rider all stared at one another. None of them noticed the loud man talking about Lord Pyrron until he suggested they all have tea at a lovely cafe in Ardent city.
The End
[MOD][Professor Goose]: Moral to the story is - pies and cake go very well with tea and friends.
[Usilla Grace]: she froze when she heard a thundering fee fi foo fum boom out
[ShamRoc]: she quickly ducked behind a tree to watch what was going on...
[Haplosdog]: at which point she decided to eat a pie as a snack and dropped 2 others.
[Ventara]: as the pie remains attracted magical ants, she checked to make sure her potions were secure, and found...
[Anzeq]: that familiar person coming across the green. It was her rival..the baker Penny..with delicious cakes to sell! Who would buy her pies now when they saw Penny's cakes! She had to get the upper hand. What could she do?
[SChippp]: she then overheard a man who was talking loudly about a bunch of famished zombies who all wanted pies who were gathered at Pyrron Lower Keep. she got on her broom and traveled to the keep but..
[Nagirroh]: she thought maybe she could hear fee fi fof um in Penny's direction and maybe make her flee in terror dropping her cakes.
[Cad Bane]: Just before she could create a feefifofum sound...something else suddenly made a FEE. FI. FOO. FUM. sound! Out of the thicket appeared a...
[GrimmeraNightingale]: Out of the thicket appear a skeleton riding a Gutgor
[Tornadic]: "why would a skeleton be riding an elder being?" the baker thought. But then she assessed the situation, sees the skeleton and her rival and hatched a mischievous plot to rid of her problems once and for all.
[MOD][Professor Goose]: The baker with her 180 remaining pies, Penny the cake maker, the giant tree Gutgor with the skeleton rider all stared at one another. None of them noticed the loud man talking about Lord Pyrron until he suggested they all have tea at a lovely cafe in Ardent city.
The End
[MOD][Professor Goose]: Moral to the story is - pies and cake go very well with tea and friends.
[MOD][Professor Goose]: Once upon a precious little time there was a man who lived on the moon. He was very lonely, for there was no one else on the moon except...
[Awrenka]: his pet space dog rex who was a happy little skimp except..
[Jherico Coves]: He wasn't actually a dog and was some kind native life forms who lived there who pretended to be a dog to learn why the human was there except
[SChippp]: one day this space dog decided to reveal who he was to the man. he removed his space dog suit and told the man he was a wise story teller named professor goose. he then made. the man sit in a circle with a bunch of teddy bears and he...
[Backup]: bunch of gooie chocolate chip cookies and hot coco, and they the sat together He started telling a story about
[Jherico Coves]: About how back on planet earth there was a crazed wizard cast frog poymorph spells on humans to make space frogs but
[SChippp]: there was a big green monster slime who devoured all of the space frogs except one. this space frog was actually prof. goose's father and was stuck on a space capsule that was orbiting the moon. he then said in 12 days this capsule will land and we must welcome my father the space frog to our group. he is nice but he's been through a lot watching the monster slime eat his friends so we must...
[Ventara]: help him on his quest to establish peaceful relations between humans and space frogs. The space dog liked this part of the story, so...
[Backup]: the space dog was very nice excited cause space frog was his natural form! and as their species had very few people n number, even one more would beca great addiction!
[MOD][Professor Goose]: Suddenly the moon realized that all of the teddy bears were very confused about who was the man and who was the dog and who was the frog and who was professor goose. At some point the moon had become sentient. He thought he'd clear up the story by saying
[Awrenka]: its all gonna be ok folks its all gonna be ok just remember we have to..
[SChippp]: remember that I may be the moon now, however, I was once a dog, I was once a frog, and I was once a human. the moon continued to speak but all of a sudden the ground started shaking and everyone started to panic. "we're going to die!!" everyone yelled. but then the moon calmly said, " how can you die if this is all a dream? hahaha. suddenly the man woke up and realized...
[Ventara]: the shaking had come from the moon sneezing from all the dust, and that ...
[MOD][Professor Goose]: the moon was laughing, "Bless me," said the moon. I think I have a cold! What an awful fit you were having though. Let's make some cookies and you'll feel better!"
[MOD][Professor Goose]: And so they did. The End.
Moral to the Story Is:
Who needs a space frog when the moon is your friend?
[Awrenka]: his pet space dog rex who was a happy little skimp except..
[Jherico Coves]: He wasn't actually a dog and was some kind native life forms who lived there who pretended to be a dog to learn why the human was there except
[SChippp]: one day this space dog decided to reveal who he was to the man. he removed his space dog suit and told the man he was a wise story teller named professor goose. he then made. the man sit in a circle with a bunch of teddy bears and he...
[Backup]: bunch of gooie chocolate chip cookies and hot coco, and they the sat together He started telling a story about
[Jherico Coves]: About how back on planet earth there was a crazed wizard cast frog poymorph spells on humans to make space frogs but
[SChippp]: there was a big green monster slime who devoured all of the space frogs except one. this space frog was actually prof. goose's father and was stuck on a space capsule that was orbiting the moon. he then said in 12 days this capsule will land and we must welcome my father the space frog to our group. he is nice but he's been through a lot watching the monster slime eat his friends so we must...
[Ventara]: help him on his quest to establish peaceful relations between humans and space frogs. The space dog liked this part of the story, so...
[Backup]: the space dog was very nice excited cause space frog was his natural form! and as their species had very few people n number, even one more would beca great addiction!
[MOD][Professor Goose]: Suddenly the moon realized that all of the teddy bears were very confused about who was the man and who was the dog and who was the frog and who was professor goose. At some point the moon had become sentient. He thought he'd clear up the story by saying
[Awrenka]: its all gonna be ok folks its all gonna be ok just remember we have to..
[SChippp]: remember that I may be the moon now, however, I was once a dog, I was once a frog, and I was once a human. the moon continued to speak but all of a sudden the ground started shaking and everyone started to panic. "we're going to die!!" everyone yelled. but then the moon calmly said, " how can you die if this is all a dream? hahaha. suddenly the man woke up and realized...
[Ventara]: the shaking had come from the moon sneezing from all the dust, and that ...
[MOD][Professor Goose]: the moon was laughing, "Bless me," said the moon. I think I have a cold! What an awful fit you were having though. Let's make some cookies and you'll feel better!"
[MOD][Professor Goose]: And so they did. The End.
Moral to the Story Is:
Who needs a space frog when the moon is your friend?
[MOD][Impresario]: Once upon a precious little time there was a family that wanted to go skiing in the mountains. One day, it started snowing heavily, but they all loaded onto the family station dragon (which doesn't fly in the snow) and set out up the mountain
[Claudia06]: The dragon climbed with all it's strength in could but being burried in an abunndut pile of snow could not go on any further. So the eldest son within the family spotted an inn nearby and suggested the family should stay there to recover.
[Persyus]: The inn was ran by the naked man, jytal to all, who invited the family in and help them get warm. Jy then told the family of the evil Bogfrog that eats all the kids in the mountains
[Cad Bane]: "A bad time to be vacationing. I'd stay away from those mountains if I were you," warned Jytal. "If only there were someone to deal with those bogfrogs."
[snowberry]: "This must not be!" said the oldest son, who had just gotten his spec.
[Haplosdog]: and a long came the trusted St Bernard who dragged the bogfrogs to a pre dug hole in the snow and buried them alive.
[warmonkey]: and oh Lord while all this was going on the family just remembered they left their dragon wagon Wings unlocked they run outside to check and them darn frogs then stole the dragon wagon with Professor goose asleep in the back
[Furya]: not daunted the family returned to the inn to don their shivergear, snow shoes and skiis, and slowly began to make their way up the mountain, following the tire tracks
[Rusty Hains]: Up to the trail they went and they met Yeti name Bill. They told him what happened. " I told that fool dragon stop drinking meads but Nonononoooo He do not listen me -_-"
[Ventara]: The Yeti raised his tanglewood staff, and spoke slowly and sternly..."Your family did not properly care for your station dragon, so my bog frogs have rescued him from under the snow. You will not be allowed on our mountain!" The yeti created and avalanche
[Lefwald]: The family narrowly escaped the aftermath of Bill's wrath, but it left them much to consider. "Our dragon drinks mead!?" "And what are /bog/ frogs doing up in the montain!?" "Save your questions for later," a raspy voice behind them spoke...
[MOD][Impresario]: It was the eldest son, tired and out of breath, for it was he who had saved the family from the yeti and the avalanche using his new spec - SNOW BENDING. With it he helped the family get up the mountain, built the yeti a new home, and rescued the remaining bog frogs that were still trapped in the snow. They're now his friends. The end.
[MOD][Impresario]: Moral to the story is -
[MOD][Impresario]: Don't trust a naked jytal who is pretending to be an inn keeper that knows everything about bog frogs.
[Claudia06]: The dragon climbed with all it's strength in could but being burried in an abunndut pile of snow could not go on any further. So the eldest son within the family spotted an inn nearby and suggested the family should stay there to recover.
[Persyus]: The inn was ran by the naked man, jytal to all, who invited the family in and help them get warm. Jy then told the family of the evil Bogfrog that eats all the kids in the mountains
[Cad Bane]: "A bad time to be vacationing. I'd stay away from those mountains if I were you," warned Jytal. "If only there were someone to deal with those bogfrogs."
[snowberry]: "This must not be!" said the oldest son, who had just gotten his spec.
[Haplosdog]: and a long came the trusted St Bernard who dragged the bogfrogs to a pre dug hole in the snow and buried them alive.
[warmonkey]: and oh Lord while all this was going on the family just remembered they left their dragon wagon Wings unlocked they run outside to check and them darn frogs then stole the dragon wagon with Professor goose asleep in the back
[Furya]: not daunted the family returned to the inn to don their shivergear, snow shoes and skiis, and slowly began to make their way up the mountain, following the tire tracks
[Rusty Hains]: Up to the trail they went and they met Yeti name Bill. They told him what happened. " I told that fool dragon stop drinking meads but Nonononoooo He do not listen me -_-"
[Ventara]: The Yeti raised his tanglewood staff, and spoke slowly and sternly..."Your family did not properly care for your station dragon, so my bog frogs have rescued him from under the snow. You will not be allowed on our mountain!" The yeti created and avalanche
[Lefwald]: The family narrowly escaped the aftermath of Bill's wrath, but it left them much to consider. "Our dragon drinks mead!?" "And what are /bog/ frogs doing up in the montain!?" "Save your questions for later," a raspy voice behind them spoke...
[MOD][Impresario]: It was the eldest son, tired and out of breath, for it was he who had saved the family from the yeti and the avalanche using his new spec - SNOW BENDING. With it he helped the family get up the mountain, built the yeti a new home, and rescued the remaining bog frogs that were still trapped in the snow. They're now his friends. The end.
[MOD][Impresario]: Moral to the story is -
[MOD][Impresario]: Don't trust a naked jytal who is pretending to be an inn keeper that knows everything about bog frogs.
[MOD][Impresario]: Once upon a precious little time there was a noble knight with a noble steed, One day he placed a small, rubber duck on the head of his horse. A strange stopped him and asked, "Why do you have a duck on your horse?"
[Ventara]: "It's an important safety feature!" the knight said. "It allows me to...
[Cad Bane]: "It allows us to bounce off the surface of anything if we were to walk off a steep cliff," said the noble knight. "Like right now, for instance!"
[Anjanie]: "I bounced off the cliff, by tumbling over on my duck. the rubber being so bouncable! So next...
[Rusty Hains]: Come out of nowhere, he'll come his father and riding a black steed. " Boy, I got bad news!!! King favorite pet Jackalope got loose. He sit out me and The King Winged Hussars to find it. Boy why is a duck on your...... never mind I asked later."
[Haplosdog]: as the knight and father chatted they wandered intl a river of chocolate and were stepped away, noticing this the knights wife, an ice wizard froze the chocolate river and.....
[Desaraiyah]: as she froze the chocolate river, the knights and the boys father was swept ontop of the icy chocolate river. *Thank you dear!" His wife said. "Now, we need to hurry and find tthe King's jackolope!" so then.....
[Claudia06]: A giant laffy taffy bog frog came out of the chocolate river and blocked the party's path! "Only thee of true skill will pass my trial!". The party then was telported with the rubruber ducky to an ancient temple where they encounted a majestic...
[ToxicTony]: three. Headed goat. He said you must answer his riddles and allow him to lick you all clean of the chocolates before you may continue. The brave Knight held high his mighty rubber duck of Doom and shouted the magic words...
[Kitzykitt]: "abra-k-dabwa" and the goat was too chocolate hungry to verify the magic words, showing the knight to ....
[Gath of Baal]: to a long dark path. He lighted a torch, but was suddenly startled by an...
[Zanderiah]: load noise from his magical duck as it got HUGE and flew into the air and dropped a duckie bomb on the 3 headed monster and saved everyone.
[MOD][Impresario]: Suddenly the King's Winged Hussars appeared with the Jackalope in tow! They had found it! The rubber ducky shrank back to normal size and sat on the head of the horse and they all returned the Jackalope to the king together and were given lots of gold!
[MOD][Impresario]: The end.
[MOD][Impresario]: Moral to the story is:
[MOD][Impresario]: A rubber duck is an important safety feature to all modern equestrian vehicles!
[Ventara]: "It's an important safety feature!" the knight said. "It allows me to...
[Cad Bane]: "It allows us to bounce off the surface of anything if we were to walk off a steep cliff," said the noble knight. "Like right now, for instance!"
[Anjanie]: "I bounced off the cliff, by tumbling over on my duck. the rubber being so bouncable! So next...
[Rusty Hains]: Come out of nowhere, he'll come his father and riding a black steed. " Boy, I got bad news!!! King favorite pet Jackalope got loose. He sit out me and The King Winged Hussars to find it. Boy why is a duck on your...... never mind I asked later."
[Haplosdog]: as the knight and father chatted they wandered intl a river of chocolate and were stepped away, noticing this the knights wife, an ice wizard froze the chocolate river and.....
[Desaraiyah]: as she froze the chocolate river, the knights and the boys father was swept ontop of the icy chocolate river. *Thank you dear!" His wife said. "Now, we need to hurry and find tthe King's jackolope!" so then.....
[Claudia06]: A giant laffy taffy bog frog came out of the chocolate river and blocked the party's path! "Only thee of true skill will pass my trial!". The party then was telported with the rubruber ducky to an ancient temple where they encounted a majestic...
[ToxicTony]: three. Headed goat. He said you must answer his riddles and allow him to lick you all clean of the chocolates before you may continue. The brave Knight held high his mighty rubber duck of Doom and shouted the magic words...
[Kitzykitt]: "abra-k-dabwa" and the goat was too chocolate hungry to verify the magic words, showing the knight to ....
[Gath of Baal]: to a long dark path. He lighted a torch, but was suddenly startled by an...
[Zanderiah]: load noise from his magical duck as it got HUGE and flew into the air and dropped a duckie bomb on the 3 headed monster and saved everyone.
[MOD][Impresario]: Suddenly the King's Winged Hussars appeared with the Jackalope in tow! They had found it! The rubber ducky shrank back to normal size and sat on the head of the horse and they all returned the Jackalope to the king together and were given lots of gold!
[MOD][Impresario]: The end.
[MOD][Impresario]: Moral to the story is:
[MOD][Impresario]: A rubber duck is an important safety feature to all modern equestrian vehicles!
Wait
Great Adventurer
Characters
Wait,Bubble O Seven, Powunow, Wait 4Bubbles, and Baby Bubble
Platform
- iOS
- PC
I am not sure if this is the same story event that you are referring to - but we used to do Friday Night Scary Stories on US2 and on US1 we did a monthly event of "story themed events". The difference was that players would gather around and share a story that had written- we had guidelines created for it for time considerations. It was a lot of fun! This looks like another way of doing story time too - maybe a lot easier too? It also reminds me of one of our Christmas events activities that we did on the forums.
[MOD][Professor Goose]: Once upon a precious little time there was a hyperactive princess staying at a bed and breakfast. One day after running through the halls for hours she decided to rest. Despite sleeping on a bed of 12 mattresses she could not sleep because...
[TweetyBird]: because she couldn't find her pillow
[Hapriest]: upon finding her pillow, she realized it was infested with malicious fleas.
[Desaraiyah]: she tries to pick the fleas off one by one, but see it isnt working, as they still hop all over the pillow.
[Kitzykitt]: A quest! she thought, I'll go steal my stepmother's
[Lias]: lint roller and decided to drink a mt dew and roll up some fleas!
[Ventara]: but the lint roller couldn't keep the fleas stuck, and the fleas spilled all the Mountian Dew on the floor...
[Zilda Hally]: Frustrated, she stomped downstairs to the servant's quarters for help. "Baxter!" she whined
[Hotdogs and milk]: but Baxter was nowhere to be found so she grabbed a hotdog out of the fridge and trekked outside to the gardens in search of the missing housekeeper
[MOD][Professor Goose]: The princess searched all throughout the gardens, zipping through every path, under every bush, over every log, and right on through several mazes of shrubberies. Suddenly she realized...
[Xvim]: She suddenly realize she beloing to the Knights who say NI
[TweetyBird]: looking everywhere she couldn't find the housekeeper and the fleas were spreading.. She ran to the fridge and got the pack of dogs.. opened the back door and hollered for the wargs
[Hapriest]: ,throwing the hotdogs as a distraction to the wargs ,she rushed towards the forest in fear of the wargs....
[Desaraiyah]: they began to eat the dogs, surrounding them then one of the wargs started to head towards the forest. he started to sniff and came upon the princess.he sniffed her pillow and the princess noticed all the fleas going on the warg.
[Kitzykitt]: The princess saw the fleas leaving and so asked the Knights who say NI to help her
[Lias]: the knights didnt want to help her and karma gave the knights ticks!
[Ventara]: The ticks and the fleas went to war over the wargs, and the wargs ran howling into the dark forest leaving the princess to....
[Zilda Hally]: Cry into her now cleanish pillow, clurled up right there on moss on the ground
[Hotdogs and milk]: she felt a tug on her arm and heard a soft whimper and whine it was the smallest of the wargs trying to be oh so kind
[Angel Myst]: the princess and the tiny wrag cuddled and sipped lemon tea after all it had been a very long day.
[MOD][Professor Goose]: It had been a long day, but suddenly the wargs returned with the fleas and knights riding upon their backs covered in ticks. It was gruesome, and scary, so our Princess reached into her pillow case and pulled out a Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
Tossing it at the Wargs and Knights she walked back to the the bed and breakfast, the explosion rocking the forest behind her. She and her little warg drank tea for the rest of the summer.
The End
[MOD][Professor Goose]: Moral to the Story - do not drink mountain dew and wander a forest alone. You just might have to blow it all up.
[TweetyBird]: because she couldn't find her pillow
[Hapriest]: upon finding her pillow, she realized it was infested with malicious fleas.
[Desaraiyah]: she tries to pick the fleas off one by one, but see it isnt working, as they still hop all over the pillow.
[Kitzykitt]: A quest! she thought, I'll go steal my stepmother's
[Lias]: lint roller and decided to drink a mt dew and roll up some fleas!
[Ventara]: but the lint roller couldn't keep the fleas stuck, and the fleas spilled all the Mountian Dew on the floor...
[Zilda Hally]: Frustrated, she stomped downstairs to the servant's quarters for help. "Baxter!" she whined
[Hotdogs and milk]: but Baxter was nowhere to be found so she grabbed a hotdog out of the fridge and trekked outside to the gardens in search of the missing housekeeper
[MOD][Professor Goose]: The princess searched all throughout the gardens, zipping through every path, under every bush, over every log, and right on through several mazes of shrubberies. Suddenly she realized...
[Xvim]: She suddenly realize she beloing to the Knights who say NI
[TweetyBird]: looking everywhere she couldn't find the housekeeper and the fleas were spreading.. She ran to the fridge and got the pack of dogs.. opened the back door and hollered for the wargs
[Hapriest]: ,throwing the hotdogs as a distraction to the wargs ,she rushed towards the forest in fear of the wargs....
[Desaraiyah]: they began to eat the dogs, surrounding them then one of the wargs started to head towards the forest. he started to sniff and came upon the princess.he sniffed her pillow and the princess noticed all the fleas going on the warg.
[Kitzykitt]: The princess saw the fleas leaving and so asked the Knights who say NI to help her
[Lias]: the knights didnt want to help her and karma gave the knights ticks!
[Ventara]: The ticks and the fleas went to war over the wargs, and the wargs ran howling into the dark forest leaving the princess to....
[Zilda Hally]: Cry into her now cleanish pillow, clurled up right there on moss on the ground
[Hotdogs and milk]: she felt a tug on her arm and heard a soft whimper and whine it was the smallest of the wargs trying to be oh so kind
[Angel Myst]: the princess and the tiny wrag cuddled and sipped lemon tea after all it had been a very long day.
[MOD][Professor Goose]: It had been a long day, but suddenly the wargs returned with the fleas and knights riding upon their backs covered in ticks. It was gruesome, and scary, so our Princess reached into her pillow case and pulled out a Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
Tossing it at the Wargs and Knights she walked back to the the bed and breakfast, the explosion rocking the forest behind her. She and her little warg drank tea for the rest of the summer.
The End
[MOD][Professor Goose]: Moral to the Story - do not drink mountain dew and wander a forest alone. You just might have to blow it all up.