Imp

Lumineer
Royal Guardian
Platform
iOS, PC
This new social event format was cooked up by BeaconOfFire on US3. Below is a transcript of the evening:

The famed story teller, Professor Goose, has gone missing and has left all of his childrens bed time stories unfinished. Now the children of Ardent refuse to go to bed until we finish them. So please have a seat around the fire. In a moment, Beacon will give us the first line of the story, then I will point at one of you and give you the next line. Make something sup, but remember, it's for children so keep it clean. You can only share as much as you can type in a single line, then it's someone else turn. I'll point at your and if you do not want to share a line, please type PASS.



BeaconOfFire: Once upon a time, there was a young girl named Cinderella. She lived with her father. Her father died after re-marrying a widow who had two daughters.
Lyrra: Well, Cinderella really wanted a fella, but her stepmother kept her too busy to get out much.
Bella Black: so, one day, she snuck out to the Great Ardent City. There, she met a friendly gnome.
Jolon: This gnome had amazing magical powers, foremost being his magical...
Cara Lox: shoe. With which he offered her to make a wish.
Deri: "I am the great and wonderful SHOE!" announced the shoe. "You have two wishes."
Dancer: She pondered her options, and after a while she decided what she wanted.
sirbabbo: I wish for Lord P to be my wonderful husband and to attend the great ball at the DROM tonight!
Espeon2: With Mallok as my maid.
VaneOxO: The gnome laughed and hit her with the shoe, making the wish come true.
zirconia: I will need a gown, whatever will I do?
ItsJustIce: The gnome thought for a while, and told cinderella to go craft to level 80 in tailoring and to not use motes.
Aria Remus: On her way to the tailor she met a man who offered her 40 level 80 helm clasps for the more price of Lord P's castle. "That's 40% cheaper than buying from the clasp seller," he said.
Psybye: What a deal she thought as he imagined her sore fingers after hours of tapping!
Oxie: "Thanks mister," she said. Then she went out to a coffee shop to grab some...
botoheadd: Ice for her sore fingers. Her mom pulled her hair and shouted...
Ordinary Ostrich: "How dare you trade Lord P's castle for some foolish helm clasps! That was meant to be payment for our ostrich who lays the golden eggs!"
Taenia Darseemly: "You peasant girl! Are you trying to run away from me?!" screamed the banshee stepmother, "Now make sure you won't lose that castle! That will serve as your payment for staying with me!"
Ajax Ghita: Little did poor cinderella know that her evil stepmother was hiding her magical powers and cursed her to turn into a...
King Sofiene: an ostrich for more golden eggs!
Impresario: Cinderella woke from her nightmare, realizing it had all been a horrible dream. Children, the moral to the story is to never order day-old, three-bean chili from an old gnome living in a shoe right before going to bed. The End.

So to mix it up, everyone switch places around the fire. Make a large circle around the fire. SWITCH PLACES

Impresario: Once upon a precious little time there lived three little pigs. The first little pig went to market. The second little pig built a house out of twigs, and the third little pig dances with wolves...
Viridianna: And one little pig enamored with a golden sheep that was far out of reach.
Oxie: "I'm hungry," the first born pig said. "Let's go..."
King Sofiene: hunting for some lions so we don't starve to death.
Aria Remus: While that happened, the pig that went to market invested all of their family's gold into a snake oil business that promised the best profits.
sirbabbo: Meanwhile, the third little pig was dancing with wolves to the tune, "Party like it's 1999" do do doooo doo.
Taenia Darseemly: The wolves were eyeing the little pig greedily, drooling like its the end of their hunger.
ItsJustIce: the third pig was smart enough to run away and find its home back in Ardent castle made out of bricks, while the second pig...
Jolon: squealed full of fright, summoning the just out of reach golden sheep
Bella Black: Meanwhile, in a twist of fate, the first hungry little pig traveled to Little Red Riding Hood's House.
botoheadd: There the little pig saw an ugly grandmother, hairy and drool.
Dancer: The little pig tied up the grandmother and put her in a closet, and sat in her clothes waiting for little red.
BeaconOfFire: When little red riding hood came into her grandmothers hut, she saw not her grandmother's face, but a pink pig face bundled in her grandmother's clothes!
Psybye: She screamed loudly and ran away as quick as she could!!
Lyrra: Meanwhile, the fifth pig? He felt left out and went all the way home. Then he...
Ajax Ghita: Gathered the courage to do what's right and stop his naughty brother. He riled up all the village pigs and marched...
VaneOxO: So then the wolf went into a rampage into town and killed all the other pigs except the three little pigs. The three little pigs were scared and hiding in the brick house.
<Collective gasps from those seated at the fire>
Annie Oakley: Little did we know, grandma was MI6 and in cahoots with the fairies planning an attack of their own involving...
Ordinary Ostrich: Grandma escaped the closet in her full hairy glory and gathered her troops, ready to march into town...
Impresario: The pigs had prepared for this day. One pig began his dance and enchanted the wolves, bringing them to battle. The pig that had gone to market and made a fortune on short sells was able to hire goldilocks and her three bears to come to their aid, and the last pig opened the door of his house of sticks, releasing the lions he had caged there upon the grandmother and her fairy friends. Moral to the story children - you best be prepared for whatever crazy things life throws at you!
 

Lucas Crowalker

Great Adventurer
Characters
Lucas Crowalker, Akrix
Platform
iOS, PC
Wow, it began with one story, and twisted with another.
 

Lalocat

Adventurer
Characters
Lalocat Vla Laniss
Platform
Android, PC
ItsJustIce: The gnome thought for a while, and told cinderella to go craft to level 80 in tailoring and to not use motes.
Aria Remus: On her way to the tailor she met a man who offered her 40 level 80 helm clasps for the more price of Lord P's castle. "That's 40% cheaper than buying from the clasp seller," he said.
:ROFLMAO: I'm almost there.... what do you mean the ball was a month ago and the prince married his new princess last week??
 

Imp

Lumineer
Royal Guardian
Platform
iOS, PC
The famed story teller, Professor Goose, has gone missing and has left all of his childrens bed time stories unfinished. Now the children of Ardent refuse to go to bed until we finish them. So please have a seat around the fire. In a moment, Beacon will give us the first line of the story, then I will point at one of you and give you the next line. Make something sup, but remember, it's for children so keep it clean. You can only share as much as you can type in a single line, then it's someone else turn. I'll point at your and if you do not want to share a line, please type PASS.
Below are two stories created from this event format on May 27th.

Impresario: A long, long time ago, in a kingdom far away, an evil empire was building an evil weapon called the Trojan horse. The kingdom's only hope was an earth Shaman named Obi Wan Kenobi.
Kookie Krisp: Kenobi possessed a powerful power that can ravage countries and leave the whole devastated - a powerful, atrociously smelly fart summoned once every full moon.
Vernes: But he lost his powers to his arch-rival...the Bob your Uncle...and now he is on a quest with his apprentice S...
Sir L: So Kenobi and his thralls head down to the land of dumb, where he meets his archival for a duel.
Blazbae: There he stands, saber in hand, ready to cut down the deadly menace.
sirbabbo: As Kenobi uses his powers to defeat his archival, a loud smelly fart sounded and the force awakened inside of his nostrils, but...
Vittoria Vixen: Chewbaka came to save the day, because he is immune from the toxic fart that has devastated lands far and wide. Together, the shaman, priest, warrior, and hunter...
LeonidasX: jumps on Bob and locks him up in their chamber far beneath their toilet so every time they use the toilet he gets to smell the force coming right out of them, forever!
Ildranach: As the final locks are put on Kenobi's archrival's cell, S notices something amiss and wanders over to his master, saying,
Aria Remus: "Master, that man, did you notice his eyes during our fight? Something is amiss," said S while 50 feet below them an evil laugh echoed. Bob had managed to learn all 5 heroes' skills during the battle. He was ready to put his plan into action...
snowberry: He popped a giant wad of chewing gum into his mount and chewed...and chewed...and chewed!
BeaconofFire: Meanwhile, the Trojan horse was finished being built...
Impresario: Lord Pyrrus arrived, angry that Cinderella sold his castle. His stone army crushed the Trojan horse then returned to sleep. Obi Wan discovered Old Bob's weakness - pie. So the children of Ardent bake him pies every day and they are safe.

Moral to the Story kids - even the foulest smelling bad guy can be won over with sweets.

Impresario: A little girl living in Summer's Hollow worked in her mother's cookie shop. One day, her mother asked her to travel to grandma's house in Gandymeade Grove. So she put on her red cloak and began to walk...
Blazbae: she packs a basket full of snacks, and makes sure to bring a taser, and mace, just in case...
Vittoria Vixen: So, she begins her journey to Gandymeade Grove, skipping along the way down the yellow brick road.
snowberry: The yellow brick road headed into a tree lined hollow. Branches of the trees met overhead, while under her feet the road began to turn muddy.
Ildranach: Creeping miasmites and wargs slink out of the shadows, tailing her every move, but the girl was blissfully unaware, humming as she went...
Sir L: Then as she skips along, she hears large stomping sounds coming from inside the jellybean forest. She stops in her tracks as she looks up to a giant blue ogre...
Aria Remus: Upon closer inspection she notices the ogre's incredibly stylish glasses, and his melodical and beautiful voice, "I'm a rocket maaaaaan" he sings. She has found a new ally.
chooey: The little girl feeds the ogre some cookies as she skips along the way, humming along to the ogre's previous song - but little did she know there was something picking up the cookie crumbs along the way...
Kookie Krisp: It was a raven. Hopefully the cookie didn't have chocolate, but Mr. Raven couldn't resist the sweet crumbs. As he gobbles the crumbs...
LeonidasX: He soon regretted it, his stomach turning, all he could do was...
Vernes: CAW CAW CAW, the raven screamed. She falls to the ground in agony and pain. Her raven friends saw the tragedy unfold and...
sirbabbo: The big bad wolf comes out of nowhere and destroys the cookie basket and says, "hahaha, I got your cookies." Then thinking fast she tasers the wolf, the ogre jumps on him and curbs him to the ground, then grandma performs CPR on the raven who...
BeaconOfFire: suddenly coughs and out comes a chocolate chip, the cause of the tragedy. Little red ran to her grandma and sobbed that the wolf ate the cookies, but luckily grandmas are known for baking cookies.
Impresario: Along down the yellow brick road came along the little pig that ent to market, quite glad that his friend the raven had been saved. He purchased grandma's cookie business, allowing her to retire in luxury. The ogre now works there as a cashier.

Moral to the story kids - the road may be scary and paved in gold, but you may make friends along the way!
 

Imp

Lumineer
Royal Guardian
Platform
iOS, PC
The famed story teller, Professor Goose, has gone missing and has left all of his childrens bed time stories unfinished. Now the children of Ardent refuse to go to bed until we finish them. So please have a seat around the fire. In a moment, Beacon will give us the first line of the story, then I will point at one of you and give you the next line. Make something sup, but remember, it's for children so keep it clean. You can only share as much as you can type in a single line, then it's someone else turn. I'll point at your and if you do not want to share a line, please type PASS.
Below are two stories from this event format from June 24th.

Impresario: Once upon a precious little time, Sally and Conrad Walden were lamenting to one another about how terrible the rain was outside their home. Suddenly there was a bump at their door and there on the mat sat a cat in the hat saying he was there to play!
Bellashay: I’m here to play, if I may. I’m getting wet, I feel upset.
Lovi: Oh bother said Conrad, we don’t want you mad. I will dry you off with a towel then fun will be had.
Vernes: But if we let the cat in, the chicken have to be cooped up in a bin. What shall we do, the chickens will spin when the cat in the hat comes akin
Altha: The cat in the hat does claim I would love to stay and join you all for a game.
Lyrra: I know said sirbabbo with a wild, wily look, we’ll have chicken for dinner, and I’ll be the cook!
Huna: Hey Babbo man, what about green eggs and ham?
sirbabbo: With a wily smile, Babbo says to the now dry cat, how about that joke because now we can all have eggs and dance around in the house with the chickens.
Vittoria Vixen: Then the cat proclaimed as he juggled on his hat, ”One fish, two fish, three fish, blue fish” and out popped from his hat...
Khitti: Two chickens, three kittens, and eight tiny bats!
Rowahn: It was a circus, a zoo!? What were all these animals to do!?
Aria Aeris: Magic appeared, out of nowhere, revered. And all at the same time, the animals turned into limes.
BeaconofFire: On this wet, rainy day, Conrad awoke realizing it was all a dream! He thought it was over until he heard a knock at the door! He exclaimed, “Oh wait wait, there’s more?!”
Impresario: And there at his door, right on his mat, sat a small kitten, as large as a rat, looking all wet, hungry and cold. He chose to be rash, he chose to be bold, and rescued that kitten as quick as he could, for caring for animals is all well and good. :)

Moral to the story children - dreams are fine, but action is nicer.

Impresario: Little Miss Muffet, she sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey. There came a great spider, who sat down beside her...
Vittoria Vixen: And frightened sirbabbo away. <sirbabbo was fleeing from his spot next to Vittoria Vixen at this point in the story>
sirbabbo: Away he went, wondering why he was with Miss Muffet, when Mrs. Vittoria was the spider after all! He then runs to the dog house where he shall stay.
Khitti: Miss Muffet, to the spider, “Oh how do you do? Are you here for dinner, or just to say BOO!”
Lyrra: But much to Sir Babbo’s horror and dismay, the spider decided with him it would stay.
DeepFriar: “Of course I’m here for dinner,” says the spider, “but its only for two! If another joins I’ll bid you adieu!"
Huna: The spider has been eyeing the curds and whey, wondering if there are any bugs in the way.
Lovi: The spider loves curds and babbo will only eat whey, so all three can share in the feast on this heavenly day.
Aria Aeris: Turns out while talking, the spider’s named Mario, a lover of stalking and a great Impresario.
Vernes: “Oh Mario! Oh Mario! Why have you come here,” spoke Impresario, “When all you do is leer and jeer”
Bellashay: “Ï enjoy the company and humor and food! My leering and jeering isn’t meant to be rude. How about a little slack for me dude?”
Rowahn: Miss Muffet smiled in delight, for seeing so many new friends was a sight!
Altha: So Little Miss Muffet proclaimed that a celebration must move forward for everyone to enjoy, while not being too forward.
BeaconofFire: So Miss Muffet planned a party on the 25th of June. She laughed as she thought how soon! Then as everyone friend requested her, they saw her alt was Miss Muppet, oh dear!
Impresario: Who knew on that strange day, when along came a spider for dinner of whey, that so many friends would come for a seat, at the great tuffet, and there they would eat, passing the butter and slicing the ham, eating some porridge and some candied yams. A great feast and a party for all would dare, to sit with a spider with hardly a care.

Moral to the story children - you may find friends in unusual places.
 
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Hmmmmmmmmmm Someone on US1 a while ago did this as well, but I can't remember who it was.

Anyone remember?
 

Imp

Lumineer
Royal Guardian
Platform
iOS, PC
July 29 (Sorry, I’m running behind getting these typed up and posted!)

Impresario: There was once a brother and sister that ran away from home, but they didn’t want to run away for too long, so they carried breadcrumbs with them. As they ran off through the woods, they dropped breadcrumbs, only to realize later that...
Aria: A cute raccoon with a blue bow tie on his head was following them and eating all the crumbs.
Kevin Smith: The little girl adored the little raccoon and tried to pet it, after touching it’s fur she felt a little dizzy...
Mirala: As the brother watched his sister pet the raccoon, he noticed spikes growing in its soft fur. “Uh,” he started, but then paused. The sister turned, feeling nauseated. Her brother stared her in the eye and pointed.
Elmeti: “That’s no ordinary raccoon,” he said. “It has the look of a Fae.”
Wavechild: “What kind of forest is this?” she said, looking around.
Sp3cter420: The trees were waving in the darkened forest for they had traveled far and the trees were close. It was so silent you could hear a ghost.
Annie Oakley: Or so they thought it was a ghost, these woods seemed to come alive with mystical creatures. The siblings walked just a bit further on the path to se a campfire growing closer.
Fallon Austrian: As they approach the fire they see goblins telling stories of lost children as they cook frogs.
snowberry: The children were frightened, because they knew goblins to be fractious folk, but the fire looked inviting and the smell of frogs legs was so inviting.
Khitti: The raccoon came up behind them, tying a green scarf around its neck. “Watch out for those goblins!” he said. “Do you have any cookies?"
Yenega: The children took heed and hid behind some trees to see if they could hear any of the goblins conversations.
Antnay: As they listened to the goblins stories, their gut told them that these goblins may eat them... but they didn’t care about that... no. They decided to join the goblins at the campfire.
Ildrien: Oddly enough, the goblins greeted the children warmly and without pretense; they offered them a place at the fire as it drew dark, as stranger things than they prowled the woods...
Sorta Zeltar: SNAP...a branch breaks not far off into the woods. The goblins flinch and look into the woods with fear in their eyes...
Lylithe: The evening was young, startled as they were, the children grew weary and with no bread crumbs. From afar they see the treasure of delighted sights. “A house sister!” the brother yelled. A grin and a smile from a witches howl, enticing as it might seem this house was made out of delicious candy you see! The siblings rushed to see!! “Help, Help, we are lost and the fog thickens.” They both...
Vittoria Vixen: They both ran eagerly to the door hoping for sweets and a safe place to stay for the night. They knocked once, twice, three times... and then the door opened...
sirbabbo: Mean while the raccoon with the green scarf and the blue bow tie with a fat little belly knew the house was no good, so he scampered away to find those goblins.
Dru1d: The girl tried to run after it but the boy held her and stared at the end of the house and said, “Shhh."
Jumanjii: The raccoon pleaded with the goblins to help him rescue the children from the suspicious candy house.
Deri: A crunch of leaves reached their ears and a woman rounded the corner of the candy house. She was dressed in a flowered shirt, with a green blouse, and the scent of sickly sweet perfume wafted all the way from there.
Gracie May: Meanwhile, the goblins agreed to to me with the raccoon to rescue the children with their pouch of magical witch vanishing dust.
Vernes: When the goblins threw the witch vanishing dust, the woman transformed into none other than Prisma! Seeking revenge for the torment that befelled her every hour.
BeaconofFire: Prisma tried to fly away but caught her wing on a tree branch.
Dekothewarrior: As she struggles to get her wing off the tree branch, she thought, “Wait a minute, why am I trying to fly away? There are no heroes here!"
Impresario: Prisma the fairy sat down outside her house with the raccoon, the goblins, and the children. They enjoyed a pleasant meal of cookies together until the children’s parents found the exhausted children and took them home.

Moral to the story: Prisma’s a fairy that’s misunderstood. You may find a friend when you go on an adventure.
 
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Imp

Lumineer
Royal Guardian
Platform
iOS, PC
September 2 (Special thanks to Ild for capturing this for us!)

I still have no idea what to make of this story. You only have yourselves to blame! :ROFLMAO:

[Imp]: Once upon a precious time there was a little flying boy that liked to visit other children by flying through their windows. One day his shadow was stolen by Captain Peg Leg so he flew to the home of...
[BeaconofFire]: ...Wendy.
[Ildranach]: Now, Wendy was a well-known wizard who was familiar with Captain Peg-Leg's tricks, so she wasn't very surprised when the little flying boy showed up at her window without a shadow. She let him in, gave him a cup of tea, and waited for him to explain.
[Lyrra]: The little boy explained that a strange crocodile ate his shadow and he had been looking for it ever since. The tell was a weird tick tock sound... tick tock tick tock tick tock
[Gimli Oakenshield]: he hoped that Wendy would help him get to Cronk Island, for he thought that the ghost of the crocodiles dead mother might somehow persuade him to return it. it is so hard to fly without ones shadow!
[Jytal]: Wendy flew with the boy on her new flying carpets and wandered up and down the island hoping to spot the mother croc. but they sat at the top confused where she was
[Sundari]: it was then that Wendy knew she was all amix.....because it was she that should keep the marbles fixeds...and alas they where trewn...across the lands
[BriarRose]: Meanwhile, Capt Pegleg had plans for the poor boyless shadow that was trapped in th crodile. He wanted to use him to creep into childrens rooms and hide in corners, under beds and closets to scare little children
[Persius]: the little flying boy (Jytal by name) never, ever wore clothes. which is why the no really wanted to help him find his shadow
[Janke Motors]: Never the less...Rufi0 was willing to help anyone without clothes, so he had the boy mount his dragon, and flew him off to continue the quest.
[Sleek Arrow]: The quest was to find the shadow, but alas the boy with no clothes, fell from the dragon and landed inside a patch of weeds. where could he be, we have no idea, but a faiy by the name of prisma came to the boys strewn body...
[Chloris]: The fairy looked down at Jytal, "Where are your clothes, boy?" ... Jytal, staring in awe at the fairy said, "I have none. More importantly, I've lost my shadow and a terrible pirate stole it."
[Ephel]: as jytal explained his story to prisma, In the cover of night, Capt Peg Leg sent the boyless shadow out in search of more shadow recruits and so jytal's quest became more difficult
[LadieGrei]: Prisma knew exactly what needs to be done to retrieve Jytal's shadow. She led the boy to The Drom to find a sacred stone that...
[Shamr0ck]: Prisma drops the boy in the drop, where in the darkness he stumbles about the maze, looking for a way up...
[Antnay]: Luckily, in the darkness of the Drom, he stumbles upon whom...why Rufio and Wendy! They were looking for Jytal for they heard he had also lost his clothes...but luckily they had a spare set for him to put on . *children cheer in background*
[Garachuu]: rufio chewing some turkey leg asked the nekid boy to mount his big red dragon. which jytal willingly complied then.....
[WaveChild]: Wendy and Rufio took little Jytal out of the drom, heading for the sunny shores of territas reef? Maybe the pirates know something
[Sir Bigtone]: jytal gets there and they hold him hostage and force him to put close on ,then slap him silly
[Aureus the Pheonix]: jytal said, guys we forgot about the stone, grabs a poke ball and said carpet I choose you
[Vigilante Vendetta]: Then the carpet appeared and Jytal managed to escape his bindings and jump upon the carpet. The carpet wisked him away to Weny and Rufio who had summoned the Lost boys. Then, in the distance Captain Peg Legs ship appeared and the tick tock noise was heard over the wind
[Sp3cter420]: n then rufio n weny took the boy with his clothes back to the drom n put him in the hole they found him in for he would not wear his clothes
[Pol World]: the boy cried for help for what seemed like a thousand times and for days too. until one day a farmer found and helped him. the farmer took the boy in and assigned him to be the one to take care of his sheeps. fast forward to a few years.. the boy became the one boy who cried wolf
[Rufi0]: the farmer turned out to be a turkey hoarder and taught the boy to fight, he later found wendy and rufio and began to fight. Rufio said sorry and gave him back the stone so that he could use it on the crock who stole his shadow.
[Jolon]: Now angst-ridden teens, the Lost Boys, led by Wendy and mounted atop baby carpet dragons, provided a tactical diversion so that Jytal in resplendent clothing could sneak into the crocodile's lair and...
<Profess Goose suddenly appears>
[Professor Goose]: And the guard shook his head at the man in the cell rambling aimlessly again about strange boys and dragons. The guard thought to himself what a shame it was that a life was wasted down in the dungeon.
[Professor Goose]: So the moral to the story children - stay on the straight and narrow and never end up in the castle's dungeon. It will drive you insane.
 

Jytal

Servant of Mallok
Platform
iOS
September 2 (Special thanks to Ild for capturing this for us!)

I still have no idea what to make of this story. You only have yourselves to blame! :ROFLMAO:

[Imp]: Once upon a precious time there was a little flying boy that liked to visit other children by flying through their windows. One day his shadow was stolen by Captain Peg Leg so he flew to the home of...
[BeaconofFire]: ...Wendy.
[Ildranach]: Now, Wendy was a well-known wizard who was familiar with Captain Peg-Leg's tricks, so she wasn't very surprised when the little flying boy showed up at her window without a shadow. She let him in, gave him a cup of tea, and waited for him to explain.
[Lyrra]: The little boy explained that a strange crocodile ate his shadow and he had been looking for it ever since. The tell was a weird tick tock sound... tick tock tick tock tick tock
[Gimli Oakenshield]: he hoped that Wendy would help him get to Cronk Island, for he thought that the ghost of the crocodiles dead mother might somehow persuade him to return it. it is so hard to fly without ones shadow!
[Jytal]: Wendy flew with the boy on her new flying carpets and wandered up and down the island hoping to spot the mother croc. but they sat at the top confused where she was
[Sundari]: it was then that Wendy knew she was all amix.....because it was she that should keep the marbles fixeds...and alas they where trewn...across the lands
[BriarRose]: Meanwhile, Capt Pegleg had plans for the poor boyless shadow that was trapped in th crodile. He wanted to use him to creep into childrens rooms and hide in corners, under beds and closets to scare little children
[Persius]: the little flying boy (Jytal by name) never, ever wore clothes. which is why the no really wanted to help him find his shadow
[Janke Motors]: Never the less...Rufi0 was willing to help anyone without clothes, so he had the boy mount his dragon, and flew him off to continue the quest.
[Sleek Arrow]: The quest was to find the shadow, but alas the boy with no clothes, fell from the dragon and landed inside a patch of weeds. where could he be, we have no idea, but a faiy by the name of prisma came to the boys strewn body...
[Chloris]: The fairy looked down at Jytal, "Where are your clothes, boy?" ... Jytal, staring in awe at the fairy said, "I have none. More importantly, I've lost my shadow and a terrible pirate stole it."
[Ephel]: as jytal explained his story to prisma, In the cover of night, Capt Peg Leg sent the boyless shadow out in search of more shadow recruits and so jytal's quest became more difficult
[LadieGrei]: Prisma knew exactly what needs to be done to retrieve Jytal's shadow. She led the boy to The Drom to find a sacred stone that...
[Shamr0ck]: Prisma drops the boy in the drop, where in the darkness he stumbles about the maze, looking for a way up...
[Antnay]: Luckily, in the darkness of the Drom, he stumbles upon whom...why Rufio and Wendy! They were looking for Jytal for they heard he had also lost his clothes...but luckily they had a spare set for him to put on . *children cheer in background*
[Garachuu]: rufio chewing some turkey leg asked the nekid boy to mount his big red dragon. which jytal willingly complied then.....
[WaveChild]: Wendy and Rufio took little Jytal out of the drom, heading for the sunny shores of territas reef? Maybe the pirates know something
[Sir Bigtone]: jytal gets there and they hold him hostage and force him to put close on ,then slap him silly
[Aureus the Pheonix]: jytal said, guys we forgot about the stone, grabs a poke ball and said carpet I choose you
[Vigilante Vendetta]: Then the carpet appeared and Jytal managed to escape his bindings and jump upon the carpet. The carpet wisked him away to Weny and Rufio who had summoned the Lost boys. Then, in the distance Captain Peg Legs ship appeared and the tick tock noise was heard over the wind
[Sp3cter420]: n then rufio n weny took the boy with his clothes back to the drom n put him in the hole they found him in for he would not wear his clothes
[Pol World]: the boy cried for help for what seemed like a thousand times and for days too. until one day a farmer found and helped him. the farmer took the boy in and assigned him to be the one to take care of his sheeps. fast forward to a few years.. the boy became the one boy who cried wolf
[Rufi0]: the farmer turned out to be a turkey hoarder and taught the boy to fight, he later found wendy and rufio and began to fight. Rufio said sorry and gave him back the stone so that he could use it on the crock who stole his shadow.
[Jolon]: Now angst-ridden teens, the Lost Boys, led by Wendy and mounted atop baby carpet dragons, provided a tactical diversion so that Jytal in resplendent clothing could sneak into the crocodile's lair and...
<Profess Goose suddenly appears>
[Professor Goose]: And the guard shook his head at the man in the cell rambling aimlessly again about strange boys and dragons. The guard thought to himself what a shame it was that a life was wasted down in the dungeon.
[Professor Goose]: So the moral to the story children - stay on the straight and narrow and never end up in the castle's dungeon. It will drive you insane.
BABY CARPET DRAGONS
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ishanroyc

Warrior
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ishanroyc, ishamanroyc
Platform
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Someone do this on EU1 as well! It's such a wonderful idea!!
 
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Imp

Lumineer
Royal Guardian
Platform
iOS, PC
Easy event to organize:
  1. Promote event with some fabricated subtext for why the heroes need to write children's bed time stories. On US3 we’ve created a whole mythos around the great Professor Goose, master story teller, who is constantly disappearing. Some on US3 have speculated that the Ardent Orphans Society (another fabricated group for another event series) has been kidnapping him. The children all refuse to sleep until we make a new bed time story.
  2. Pick two stories that may be familiar to the audience, but modify the intros slightly. You might only have time for one story, but I have a second picked out, just in case.
  3. Have everyone sit in a large circle around you.
  4. Give your two sentence intro to the story.
  5. Point to someone in the circle to tell another part of the story (they can only share as much as they can type before having to hit Enter). Continue pointing at people in the circle. I like to go one direction so they at least know if it will be their turn soon.
  6. When you run out of people, you provide a story conclusion.
  7. If you have time for a second story, have everyone in the circle switch places to change up the order.
 

Imp

Lumineer
Royal Guardian
Platform
iOS, PC
[Impresario]: There was once a young girl that lived on her family's farm with her pet bog frog. One day a tornado picked up her house and transported her to a strange land with singing orphan children. They were very happy she was there because...
[Persyus]: she could sind and dance and make all the little orphans happy for once in their sad meter lives. But then and angry over came out of the woods and
[Sir Bigtone]: it was a creature that looked like gloomspar,but she was prepared with a golden sword,she went toward the beast slowly when she sawa light from hehind it
[snow berry]: As she watched, the light grew and grew until it began to engulf the beast. She raised the golden sword, ready to do battle...
[WaveChild]: then poof went the light and the beast! leaving behind
[Jytal]: a little baby yeti dragon! ready to play with..
[Jolon]: all the now joyful orphan children! The young girl and her bog frog companion celebrated with them, eating tasty treats. Then the next morning they started off in search of...
[Huck Pi]: those pretty red and white spotted mushrooms that the childrem said not only tasted very good, but also...
[ShamRoc]: went good with sautéd pond loach and grilled pimkins, but one thing was lacking,,,,
[Persyus]: the little girl still wanted to find her way home. So she ask the little orphan children if they knew of a way she could get home. The orphans then told her of the magic purple Imp who was hidden in a cave on
[Impresario]: a mountain down a yellow brick road far from here. They told her to stay on the path and never stray or else she could be lost forever. She started down the path with her bog frog when suddenly she came across a...
[Sir Bigtone]: a giant snake that was after her bog frog ,she used asuper fleetindra and gaind some room but it was gaining quickly when
[snow berry]: The Purple Imp ran up the path and slung the giant snake into the next valley! The little girl was terrified of this Imp because he was sooo big, and sooo very purple!
[WaveChild]: Purple Imp slowly approached little Nadia and said, "don't be afraid ...."
[Jytal]: take this dragon egg and put your heart into it. no one knows what kind of dragon is inside but raise this dragon, grow with the dragon, and gain the confidence you need"
[Huck Pi]: the great, great, great grandchildren of the orphans she had known and loved. they had carried thecstories of her visit from generation to generation. when they
[ShamRoc]: time came to leave she mounted the great horse dragon to fly away to her home
[Impresario]: They flew through the air faster, and faster, soon arriving at home to see that no time had passed at all. The dragon helped her chase the bullies that had been mean to her at school, and it put her house back where it belonged like nothing had happened. The End.
[Impresario]: Moral to the Story - don't listen to strange orphan children in strange, far away lands, or they may send you on a crazy journey with a silly purple imp
 
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Imp

Lumineer
Royal Guardian
Platform
iOS, PC
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[Impresario]: Once upon a precious time there lived a young girl with a pet rabbit. One day her rabbit suddenly spoke - "I'm late!" he announced, then ran off, jumping down a rabbit hole. The girl followed him down the hole and...
[Lyrra]: Wait! Wait! cried the little girl as she gave chase... but alas! She tripped on a tree root and...
[WaveChild]: fell into the hole after her rabbit. She landed on a bog frog ...
[Saint Juliana]: as the big frog noticed her; she let out a scream and tried to run away. she ran toward a dark swampy cave and when she entered...
[cleo1]: She saw a dark shadow right in front of her...
[Sleek Arrow]: Alas, the dark shadow was nothing more then a big giant greenburg silkworm, with a black hat and a smoking pipe so long that she alost tripped over it. The silkworm piffed a smoke and said "
[Kristiando]: hello, gril .....how can i help you .....and the gril asks wrom ....how can i find the rabbit....and the wrom asks his friend to help her ...and..
[Vittoria Vixen]: The friend casually says there is a party down the road, and the rabbit is merely late. i suggest you take this gralla seed to be as tall as the party folks but dont eat the frog or you turn into a toad.. so alice took the seed and then ...�
[Jtoak84]: a robo gnome rose from the shadows saying choose one item from my vault to help you find bugs (the rabbit)
[Wanderlee]: voila...the potion was here all along...*drink me
[quietwarrior]: alice drinks the potion and grows giant rat ears and let out a cry
[Lady of Loch]: this cant be right she thinks to herself, I can only hear the party now. maybe if I try this potion...this has to work. she takes a small sip and...
[Sister Derishy]: nothing seems to happen? "Really" she thinks, "all that fuss and nothing to show." she walks on, not realizing that....
[Aiole]: The frog suddenly turns to Alice and says "I will acompany you on your journey my name is croaker!" he then lashes out his tounge and grabs the worm and places him on his head. Croaker follows alice deeper into the cave when they suddenly come to a meadow
[Ephel]: as she walks into the meadow, Alice hears music coming from a distance. Not wanting to miss the party, alice grabs a scythe from her pocket and starts whacking a mushroon to find a fleet which she eats and...
[Deathticles]: Poof! The magic Alice received from the potion earlier was neutralized. Her ears comes back to normal. She couldn't hear the party anymore, she is lost now and...
[Villarius]: Alice and croaker keep walking till they come across a queen playing chess with a cat, when 5he queen looks at Alice she yells OFF WITH HER HEAD
[Cara Lox]: the cat grabs his hat and stretches it out, beckoning for Alice to jump in. she looks to see a portal whirling so to escape the queeen she and croaker junp into the hat followed by the cat....
[Serrus]: and realize the worm has fallen off of Croaker's head. Alice starts to cry out that they need to save the worm...
[snow berry]: when she realizes that the worm is beginning to look more and more like a rabbit! The very rabbit she had been chasing earlier! "Oh my ears and whiskers!" said the rabbit.
[Rusty Hains]: she look at the rabbit but she heard a sound and look up to see....
[Jazilynn]: The Queen with an evil grin, she says, GIRL! if you wish to pass and go to the party, you must beat me in a game of chess!
[NoodleHouseMafia]: Alice agreed to play the queen in chess, little did the queen know, Alice had been playing chess with her grandpa every week for years! Alice told the queen "ok, but if i win...
[Sir Bigtone]: u will have to pay me 10000 golden plated bog frogs and she agreed,when she was beaten she wanted to go back on her word
[Croz]: but instead took a DNA test and as a result used a right of rename to change her name to Belle. Now Im ready to dance she thought but first...
[Orthia]: the right of rename also turned her into a regular sized girl. Her adventure into the fantasyland was exciting but she was glad to be herself again and to have her rabbit back
[Impresario]: The rabbit turned to her once again and said, "you're late and confused Nadia!" as he turned into a baby carpet dragon to escort her back to the palace quickly to join her birthday party. "I warned you not to eat those mushrooms." The End.
[Impresario]: Moral to the Story - if you have a magic familiar that tells you to not eat random things, you should listen.

This story inspired a short poem - https://villagersandheroes.com/forums/threads/imps-poetry-corner.308/post-60757
 

Imp

Lumineer
Royal Guardian
Platform
iOS, PC
[Impresario]: Once upon a precious little time there was a wooden puppet who sat on a shelf watching real boys and girls play out in the street in front of the shop. "I wish I was a real boy," said the puppet. Suddenly a...
[Jytal]: bunny rabbit popped out of his hat and asked, "is that your wish my boy? it is best to know what you truly desire rather than making wishes left and right"
[Wanderlee]: the boy gasped in amazement...and began to dance around...when suddenly he realized....
[42blackviolins]: that this wasnt really what he wanted. He actually wanted...
[shoel8ces]: a dragon and a castle, and to be king of all the muppets and puppets instead.. but how could he do all of these with only one wish?... so then.....
[Bluebellivia]: he diceded to wander off in the big dark forest behind the puppet shop ...
[Christentine]: to think...how can I own it all? I want everything!! I may be spoiled, yes? No, of course not! I need to ask the bunny for more wishes!!...So he....
[Rusty Hains]: stopped and looked up to see a Wizard in Gray and Wizard said to the boy....
[Croz]: you need to get a job. The puppet was excited and decided to apply at MCI Worldcom. He had heard other puppets worked there and got lots of gold from daily contest selling calling cards. So...
[ShamRoc]: he was denied employment at MCI workdcom, but as he was leaving in shame suddenly the floor disappeared from under him....
[Sleek Arrow]: the puppet hit the floor. but he was not alone, he said to himself im not scared, but his nose would grow. then it grew so big he could only see the floor, then he walked and landed on a catapult, that flung him to the sea!! where a....
[AceQueen4]: where a magical whale gave him a ride to.......
[Silent Death]: the land of the magical baby bunny dragons where the puppets nose was fixed and told that if he really wanted to be a real boy he had to travel to the land of id
[quietwarrior]: farting bog frogs, so he called the whale uber and
[FlameChild]: went to the land of id where he met with the ghost of JM who told him that the secret to true happiness was ...
[Ephel]: easily accessible by riding a very special baby bunny dragon who will show him the world, and so the puppet rode the baby bunny dragon and learned that true happiness is
[Jazilynn]: to visit all the wonderful places of the world that he would have never seen had he stayed a puppet!
[Aiole]: Through his journey he was able to accept his identity as a puppet and even if he was only along for the ride on the baby bunny dragon and couldnt move on his own it was still fun :)
[Impresario]: Suddenly, under his hat he felt a movement. The magic rabbit was still there, and was very sleepy. He had slept through the entire adventure! He looked at the puppet and said, "So, about that wish..."
[Impresario]: The End
[Impresario]: Moral to the Story - if you're surrounded by magic rabbits and dragon rabbits, it's best to just leave things alone.
 
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Imp

Lumineer
Royal Guardian
Platform
iOS, PC
[Impresario]: There once was a young mermaid that was tired of swimming. She desperately wanted to be able to walk or run or fly, anything except swim. One day while floating on the surface she met a magical baby carpet dragon. The dragon said to her...
[Ephel]: i am the almighty and original baby carpet dragon (what are bunndragons?). if you help me, i know how you can walk. first you must...
[Rusty Hains]: But she saw a ship coming on hard and is a Man Of War and got no flag
[Torchic]: the mermaid tells the dragon to come with her to another place warning that the ship is...
[snow berry]: bound to follow them. They pause to consider. What to do?
[Synd]: The carpet dragon tells the mermaid that this is her first quest. She must...
[Quenching]: gather as many dolphins as she can so she'll learn how to jump, but before that she should...
[Cloudlight]: travel to the tavern in the uncharted lands to talk to the old witch and get an ancient artifact that does...
[quietwarrior]: unknown sorcery, she set her way on the journey
[Christentine]: Meanwhile, on the Man of War, the captain has a quest of his own to search out this wretched mermaid who had his dearest fiancé killed on their wedding day. But he knows she is searching for this unknown thing of sorcery which is....
[Beowulfs Bane]: pride! Yes the mermaids pride, after a fight from her daddy, she knew that he was right about the humans. The gunship fired cannons, trying to seek revenage, but alas she knew it was all doom as the island approaches. She thought hard and wished ...
[ShamRoc]: wished for more time, time to implement her plan for world domination....
[Swarleymon]: for domination can't be accomplished in the water alone. she needed the other 30% of the world! however, the ship may hold exactly what the mermaid needed to survive...
[Wave warrior]: The ship has a treasure map that points out the secret hiding place of the creation Otters ; the Otters are the key to the world
[Aiole]: So the mermaid cast away her fears and swam straight to the ship. Where she met the captain of the ship and a fight ensued. As they fought the pirate told his story and lust for revenge the mermaid began to empathize with him and questioned if he could..
[Impresario]: Question if he could be the key to conquering the rest of the world. Suddenly the baby carpet dragon shouted, "ENOUGH! I have searched your hearts and monitored your thoughts and you both seek evil. For this, you will be locked in a snow globe."
[Impresario]: And thus, they spent the next 100 years locked in a snow globe until they learned to be nice. The end.
[Impresario]: Moral to the story children, baby carpet dragons can see if you've been naughty or nice. So always be nice to a baby carpet dragon!
 

Imp

Lumineer
Royal Guardian
Platform
iOS, PC
[MOD][Professor Goose]: Once upon a precious litte time there was a man who was very tired. And hungry. Late one night he left his home in search of a sandwhich. Along the forest path he sat down for a short nap...
Hyphestus]: when he woke he found that someone had stolen his pants, so the man(Jytal) went to find who robbed him
[Redbud]: embarressed as he was without no britches he romoves his hat to protect his glory for his travels
[Delewin]: since he was in the forest and wanting to get back home he avoided everyone from being seen but a you g couple spotted him and asked if he needed help
[ShamRoc]: he said yes, please do you have amy spare pants or something with which i can cover my glory
[Anzeq]: the couple quickly found a pair of pants for him. He was so grateful that he asked if he could help them in return. yes they said we have a problem with the gnomes stealing our butter
[Dr Geezershorts]: "Your butter!" he exclaimed. Why would they do that? The young couple explained that it was magic butter, known far and wide for fattening baby carpet dragons.
[Naeina]: The man, born in the woods, had skin as tough as leather and a mind as sharp as a whip.. most of the time. But, addled w/ lust for a sandwich, he failed to heed the danger that comes with magic butter
[Sevrendel]: so he set out to find the butter...then he realized that he didn't know what kind of butter he was looking for...peanut, chocolate, regular, salted...he shook himself out of his mental rabbit hole...
[Tubarith]: He decided to let well enough alone. It was a treacherous journey, but he reach the gnome encampment. It was worse than he could've imagined. The butter was used to weaponize wombats
[Swarleymon]: While trying to sneak past the weaponized wombats, he fell into an actual hole! He thought "someone probably wanted this" and then continued into the gnome camp, hoping to find some food to satiate his hunger, as it was keeping him from his full strength
[Synd]: He saw two paths … one led up to swirling heights, the other down into a dark pit. He sensibly chose to...
[MOD][Professor Goose]: Cry out in alarm! A massive baby carpet dragon with a mouth full of magic butter swooped down and grabbed the man by the seat of his pants! They flew away faster and faster, higher and higher...
[Wave warrior]: out over the islands they flew, past the discovered lands; at last the baby carpet dragon landed on ...
[lady h20]: the island i cant remember with a village of cooks and tailors that satisfied all his cravings and needs
[Metallic Markét]: The villager with numerous cooks and tailors tended to the slightly injured man and the baby carpet dragon. The man thanked them for all of there assistance and resumed his journey. He continued with the dragon off into the distance.
[The Impious Hulk]: now riding the baby dragon, the man tried to retrace his steps back to the couple, with their butter!
[Jytal]: to everyone's delight, he met with a flock of baby dragons of all sorts on his way to delievr the butter. there were baby reindeer dragons, baby pumpking dragons, baby bunn dragons and the list keeps going. on arrival they had a magical butter party for
[MOD][Professor Goose]: His wife who had sat patiently at home for days wondering why her husband had wandered off without eating the midnight sandwich snack she had left on the kitchen table for him. The End.
[MOD][Professor Goose]: The moral to the story is - do not wander a magical forest at night looking for food when you still have food in the home!
 
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