Fan Friday Fan Friday Sept 8 -15

[Sarah Otter]

Happy Friday! Congratulations to the winners, and thank you to all who submitted!

• First Place = a tie
  • Nery9011 (US1) - ‘Subasta’
  • Wayland (US2) - ‘Oi Am A Graveyard Keeper’
• Second Place = Whoopsydaisy (US3) - ‘Practice Stinks’
• Third Place = Mey k (US1) - ‘Mis dulces animalitos'

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By Nery9011

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Oi Am A Graveyard Keeper
By
Wayland

When the moon shines on the tombstones
And Oi'm standin' knee-deep in dirt
All the dead folks in piles around me
Oi better get digging away.

Oi am a grave-yard keeper
Oi'm diggin' all of the day
Oi am a grave-yard keeper
It soothes all me troubles away

Proper job! Wanna try some, young 'un?
Graveyard diggin's a lot of fun
Sometoimes Oi loike ta dig tipsy
When the fog rolls 'cross the graveyard
You can smell the death and decay
(Cor! I never smelled nothin' like it in all of me life)

Oi am a grave-yard keeper
Oi'm diggin' all of the day
OI am a grave-yard keeper
It soothes all me troubles away

When moi hard days work is over
And Oi'm ready for some grub
Oi ain't goin' ta make a fuss
Oi just takes me stinkin' self to the pub

Oi am a grave-yard keeper
Oi'm diggin' all of the day
Oi am a grave-yard keeper
It soothes all me troubles away

One night Oi was strolling round the tombstones
Wi me lamp and dog called Scruff
Oi spotted a couple of kids playin'
Oi went ta call their bluff
We crept up next to both 'em
And Oi released 'im, barkin' and snarlin'
( That little boi was waddlin' like a baby, 'is trousers down boi his feet. Hahaha!)

Oi am a grave-yard keeper
Oi'm diggin' all of the day
OI am a grave-yard keeper
It soothes all me troubles away
C'mon you dead-uns, keep on dyin' so Oi get moi pay.

Oi am a grave-yard keeper
Oi'm diggin' all of the day
OI am a grave-yard keeper
It soothes all me troubles away
Graveyard diggin' aint the spice o' life

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By Whoopsydaisy

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By Mey k

 

[Xantia]

CONGRATULATIONS EVERYONE!

 

[IrishElf]

Congratulations