Divindi is still looking for new recruits to fill our ranks! Our application process is simple, seamless and fun!All you need to do is complete our rigorous 498 page application process including an in-person interview involving balancing spinning plates on 1 foot while riding a paper dragon (made from your 498 page application form) across the 7 realms!
Found below is some job requirements we are looking for:
Is able to perceive the slightest bit of humor and appreciate an incredibly bad joke (i.e. Dad jokes)
Wanted to be part of a global community (We have branches in the Americas, Asia and Europe)
Is capable of keeping there house in the village w/o the VH gods forcibly evicting them
Zealous fervor for our supremely divine moo leader, Imp. (MANDATORY! Not Optional!)
Agrees to the terms and conditions of the guild's "Kindness Policy"
Wield a passion for creative distractions (i.e. poetry, drawing, writing, sculpting, etc...) --> Optional but recommended
If these all apply to you then join now! The adventure begins now!