Imp

Lumineer
Royal Guardian
Characters
Impresario | Divindi
Platform
iOS, PC
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Divindi’s mission statement is “To provide the best possible online environment for people with real lives and real priorities.” It’s derived from our motto of Real Lives, Real People, Real Priorities which has been the guild’s motto across four different games. Divindi is named in honor of a guild in Everquest that emphasized fellowship and selflessness by helping others while expecting nothing in return. Several of us in the guild have played together for well over twelve years.

We are seeking like-minded individuals with a passion for the game but an understanding that they need to take care of themselves, their families, and their livelihood first. Many members of the guild are already playing with spouses, loved ones, real life friends, and siblings. Some of us are exclusively into the village aspects of the game. Others focus on leveling and the betterment of their toons for end-game content. They unfortunately have a guild leader that is interested in neither of these aspects of the game and prefers spending hours on end just chatting in world chat. We have a private village with high-level crafting stations, and also a second guild with private village for our alts.

If you would be interested in joining us, please review our kindness policy below and then speak with one of the recruitment officers also listed below in game via whispers or mail.

Current Recruitment Officers:
  • Mazrim
  • Wambette
  • Aria Aeris
  • Vernes
Kindness Policy
Divindi’s expectation is that we all treat other human beings with kindness and respect at all times.

It is fine to disagree. It is fine to joke. But is not fine to be unkind or disrespectful. Anyone that is being unkind, disrespectful to others will be removed from the guild.

Other human beings include people in the guild. People not in the guild. People in world chat. Members of the event committee. Our volunteers that help moderate the game. Our developers that have put blood, sweat and tears into making our game. Every human being deserves to be treated with kindness.

There are a number of other guilds that will gladly tolerate the kind of behavior that is prohibited by our policy. If you want to have fun at the expense of others, please join one of those guilds.

Thank you for your understanding. Thank you for being the best part of Divindi. We are only awesome because so many of you are awesome.
Thank you,
-Imp

Requisite guild recruitment image, courtesy of our friend Ildranach:
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CaraLox

Jack Of All Trades
Characters
Loxana/Mrs Doubtfire/Cara Lox/ShamRoc/Klinger
Platform
iOS, PC
Where is the 22 page document required for entrance?
 

Imp

Lumineer
Royal Guardian
Characters
Impresario | Divindi
Platform
iOS, PC
The guild’s paper dragon mount ate it.
 

Kitty the Hunter

Villager
Platform
PC
If you ask very nicely that dragon mount might agree to fly over your house and drop it off in exchange for a few sheep.
 

Imp

Lumineer
Royal Guardian
Characters
Impresario | Divindi
Platform
iOS, PC
For a limited time, the paper dragon will drop over the application form in exchange for only one sheep. Not two or three. This is a limited time offer!
 
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Jolon

Adventurer
Characters
Jolon, Jenalya
Platform
iOS
Divindi also just recently adopted a thunder of baby carpet dragons, making Ardent Orphans City their new weyr. You won’t be able to handle the cuteness - like Baby Yoda level here people.

*Please be wary of small thread-like poop piles as we encourage better defecatory habits in these new rescued friends. Attempting to weave with these piles is HIGHLY discouraged, as we just rebuilt the tailory after the last attempt.
 

justbequiet

Villager
Platform
iOS, PC
Update: Divindi is expanding its reach beyond the american timezone. If you are looking for a well-established community who loves bad poetry and dad jokes, our Asian branch is accepting new applicants to go on fantastic adventures.

Just sign here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here AND here.......

*This testimony and any information contained herein is not intended to be a source of advice or analysis with respect to the material presented, and the information and/or documents contained in this post do not constitute advice.
 
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Imp

Lumineer
Royal Guardian
Characters
Impresario | Divindi
Platform
iOS, PC
Divindi is now exclusively recruiting guild leaders from other guilds. If you are tired of your current guild leader, please contact us and we will provide you with a guild leader sized box and pre-paid postage. Simply lure your guild leader into the box with candy corn, snap on the lid, then roll it to your nearest Ardent post master. We’ll take care of the rest!
 

Cambodijen

Black Thrush Agent
Platform
iOS
Wow, this guild sounds just like what I’m looking for. How do I become a part of this community ❤
 

Jytal

Servant of Mallok
Platform
iOS
As of recent times, we have discovered baby reindeer dragons and the Ardent Orphans are departing on an adventure with these mythical beasts. If you'd like to support these kinds of adventures please contact Impresario in US3 :)
 
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Imp

Lumineer
Royal Guardian
Characters
Impresario | Divindi
Platform
iOS, PC
Updated with a list of officers that are currently assisting with recruitment conversations. They will ask interested folks a number of randomly generated questions about the meaning of life, the flavor of the color red, and the average square feet of living space in a standard issue TARDIS.
 

justbequiet

Villager
Platform
iOS, PC
Divindi is looking for new recruits to fill our ranks to defeat the nefarious 500 page paper dragon who just escaped from the clutches of our village Wellspring! We are seeking players who:
  • Is able to perceive the slightest bit of humor and appreciate an incredibly bad joke (i.e. Dad jokes)
  • Wanted to be part of a global community (We have branches in the Americas, Asia and Europe)
  • Is capable of keeping there house in the village w/o the VH gods forcibly evicting them from their homes
  • Committed to exalt our supremely divine moo leader, Imp. (MANDATORY! Not Optional!)
  • Agrees to the terms and conditions of the guild's "Kindness Policy"
  • Wield a passion for creative distractions (i.e. poetry, drawing, writing, sculpting, etc...) --> Optional but recommended
If these all apply to you then join now! The adventure begins now!
 
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justbequiet

Villager
Platform
iOS, PC
Welcome Fermino! Congratulations in passing rigorous 22 page application process including an in-person interview involving balancing spinning plates on 1 foot while riding a paper dragon across the 7 realms! There were alot of close calls particularly when the paper dragon did a barrel roll but you made it in several gluable pieces :)
 
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