Zar
Great Adventurer
Characters
Zarola, North....
Platform
- Android
- PC
Last edited
To the Tune: "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas "
Zarola US1
I want a free yeti for Christmas
Only a yeti mount will do
Don't want a fruitcake, or dinkey tinker toy
I want a yeti mount to play with and enjoy
I want a free yeti for Christmas
I don't think the devs will mind, do you?
I won't have to use, some silly yuletides
Just set him in my mount tab
That's the easy thing to do
I can see me now on Christmas morning
logging into game
Oh what joy, what surprise
When I'm loading up my game
To see my yeti hero standing there
I want a free yeti for Christmas
Only a yeti mount will do
No shroomy mounts, no reindeer either
I only like free yeti mounts
And free yeti mounts like me, too
Edgy says a yeti, would eat me up and then
Zazie says a yeti is an omnivorian.
There's lots of room for him in my backyard pen
I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage
I can see me now on Christmas morning
Logging into game
Oh what joy, what surprise
When I open up my game
To see a yeti mount a standing there
I want a free yeti for Christmas
Only a yeti mount will do
No holly fairies, or winter bees
I only likes free yeti mounts
And free yeti mounts like me, too
Zarola US1
I want a free yeti for Christmas
Only a yeti mount will do
Don't want a fruitcake, or dinkey tinker toy
I want a yeti mount to play with and enjoy
I want a free yeti for Christmas
I don't think the devs will mind, do you?
I won't have to use, some silly yuletides
Just set him in my mount tab
That's the easy thing to do
I can see me now on Christmas morning
logging into game
Oh what joy, what surprise
When I'm loading up my game
To see my yeti hero standing there
I want a free yeti for Christmas
Only a yeti mount will do
No shroomy mounts, no reindeer either
I only like free yeti mounts
And free yeti mounts like me, too
Edgy says a yeti, would eat me up and then
Zazie says a yeti is an omnivorian.
There's lots of room for him in my backyard pen
I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage
I can see me now on Christmas morning
Logging into game
Oh what joy, what surprise
When I open up my game
To see a yeti mount a standing there
I want a free yeti for Christmas
Only a yeti mount will do
No holly fairies, or winter bees
I only likes free yeti mounts
And free yeti mounts like me, too
skitwidget
Huntress
Characters
skitwidget
Platform
- Steam
Set to "Last Christmas"
skitwidget, US2
Last Christmas, I gave Grinchta my horn
But the very next day he gave it away
This year, to save me some Yuletide Joy
I'll give it to Krampus Kringle
Last Christmas, I gave Grinchta my horn
But the very next day he gave it away
This year, to save me some Yuletide Joy
I'll give it to Krampus Kringle
Once beaten and twice died
I keep my distance
But Grinchta still caught my eye
Tell me, Grinchta
Do you recognize me?
Well, it's been a year, I've rebirthed
So it doesn't surprise me
(Merry Christmas!) I wrapped up a toy horn and sent it
With a note saying, "have horn need slingshot, " I meant it
Now, I know where Joydina has been
But if you killed me now
I know I'd forget where again
Last Christmas, I gave Grinchta my horn
But the very next day he gave it away
This year, to save me some Yuletide Joy
I'll give it to Krampus Kringle
Last Christmas, I gave…
skitwidget, US2
Last Christmas, I gave Grinchta my horn
But the very next day he gave it away
This year, to save me some Yuletide Joy
I'll give it to Krampus Kringle
Last Christmas, I gave Grinchta my horn
But the very next day he gave it away
This year, to save me some Yuletide Joy
I'll give it to Krampus Kringle
Once beaten and twice died
I keep my distance
But Grinchta still caught my eye
Tell me, Grinchta
Do you recognize me?
Well, it's been a year, I've rebirthed
So it doesn't surprise me
(Merry Christmas!) I wrapped up a toy horn and sent it
With a note saying, "have horn need slingshot, " I meant it
Now, I know where Joydina has been
But if you killed me now
I know I'd forget where again
Last Christmas, I gave Grinchta my horn
But the very next day he gave it away
This year, to save me some Yuletide Joy
I'll give it to Krampus Kringle
Last Christmas, I gave…
Avenian
BRA Member
Platform
- PC
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
A mead.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Two dragon mounts
And a mead.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Three Sweet Zona pies
Two dragon mounts
And a mead.
Fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Four pounds of Saltback ham
Three Sweet Sea pies
Two dragon mounts
And a mead.
...in a tree.
Oh... fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Five golden Christmas toques,
Four pounds of Saltback ham
Three Sweet Sea pies
Two dragon mounts
And a mead... where?
In a tree.
OK, on the sixth...oo, go!
...Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Six stacks of mats
Five golden Christmas toques
Four pounds of Saltback ham
Three Sweet Sea pies
Two dragon mounts
And a mead in a tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Seven Trader’s Idols,
Oh...six stacks of mats
Five golden Christmas toques.
Four pounds of Saltback ham
Three Sweet Sea pies
Two dragon mounts
And a meeeeeeeead...
And a mead in a tree. Keep forgetting.
Whew! This should just be the "Two Days of Christmas"; it's too hard for us! Go, hoser.
On the eighth day of Christmas, may true love gave to me,
Eight Treant books
Seven Trader’s Idols
Six stacks of mats
Five golden Christmas toques
Four pounds of Saltback ham
Three sweet Sea pies
Two dragon mounts
And a mead...
…On a tree.
Yeah, that mead is empty. OK, day, um...
Twelve!
Good day, and welcome to day twelve…
Five golden Christmas toques
Four pounds of Saltback ham,
Three Sweet Sea pies
Two dragon mounts
And a mead in a treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
The above is adapted from Bob and Doug Mackenzie's "12 Days of Christmas". Check out the link below:
Merry Christmas...Avenian US1
A mead.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Two dragon mounts
And a mead.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Three Sweet Zona pies
Two dragon mounts
And a mead.
Fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Four pounds of Saltback ham
Three Sweet Sea pies
Two dragon mounts
And a mead.
...in a tree.
Oh... fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Five golden Christmas toques,
Four pounds of Saltback ham
Three Sweet Sea pies
Two dragon mounts
And a mead... where?
In a tree.
OK, on the sixth...oo, go!
...Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Six stacks of mats
Five golden Christmas toques
Four pounds of Saltback ham
Three Sweet Sea pies
Two dragon mounts
And a mead in a tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Seven Trader’s Idols,
Oh...six stacks of mats
Five golden Christmas toques.
Four pounds of Saltback ham
Three Sweet Sea pies
Two dragon mounts
And a meeeeeeeead...
And a mead in a tree. Keep forgetting.
Whew! This should just be the "Two Days of Christmas"; it's too hard for us! Go, hoser.
On the eighth day of Christmas, may true love gave to me,
Eight Treant books
Seven Trader’s Idols
Six stacks of mats
Five golden Christmas toques
Four pounds of Saltback ham
Three sweet Sea pies
Two dragon mounts
And a mead...
…On a tree.
Yeah, that mead is empty. OK, day, um...
Twelve!
Good day, and welcome to day twelve…
Five golden Christmas toques
Four pounds of Saltback ham,
Three Sweet Sea pies
Two dragon mounts
And a mead in a treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
The above is adapted from Bob and Doug Mackenzie's "12 Days of Christmas". Check out the link below:
Merry Christmas...Avenian US1
AprilRayne
Priestess
Characters
Snowlilly, AprilRayne, Lady Lilly
Platform
- Android
- PC
Set to O'Little Town of Belthlehem (I hope)
Snowlilly US1
O little village of Grinchta's Lair,
How long we wait to see you rise.
Above thy dark and dreamy sky
The silent snows blows by;
Yet in that dark gleam in your eyes
The everlasting laggy fights.
The hopes and fears of all those here
Are met with glee tonight.
For presents have gone missing,
And a "lost" stubborn fairy hides
While cookies gather more pocket lint
I wouldn't eat those now
O'richly carved bows and flaming staves
Stay out of AE range...
And healers shout to stay in range
As the tanks just take all the blame
Oh yuletide spirits and the joys
The wondrous gift of a secret Santa
To gain all the hard to find pages
For that shield of might
No yeti has yet been harmed in the fight
And no reindeer poo has been flung
We want to thank and cheer all those on
The Villagers and Heroes Website
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy Holidays no matter the type celebration
Gamer's have it so good!
Playing with others from all over the world
teaching acceptance and tolerance when it's needed most
Peace to all!
Snowlilly US1
O little village of Grinchta's Lair,
How long we wait to see you rise.
Above thy dark and dreamy sky
The silent snows blows by;
Yet in that dark gleam in your eyes
The everlasting laggy fights.
The hopes and fears of all those here
Are met with glee tonight.
For presents have gone missing,
And a "lost" stubborn fairy hides
While cookies gather more pocket lint
I wouldn't eat those now
O'richly carved bows and flaming staves
Stay out of AE range...
And healers shout to stay in range
As the tanks just take all the blame
Oh yuletide spirits and the joys
The wondrous gift of a secret Santa
To gain all the hard to find pages
For that shield of might
No yeti has yet been harmed in the fight
And no reindeer poo has been flung
We want to thank and cheer all those on
The Villagers and Heroes Website
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy Holidays no matter the type celebration
Gamer's have it so good!
Playing with others from all over the world
teaching acceptance and tolerance when it's needed most
Peace to all!
Donalda got run over by a Reindeer
to the tune of Grandma got run over by a Reindeer
posted with permission from US2's Farter-in-Chief, Tallah. Thanks for being a good sport Tallz
(chorus)
Donalda got run over by reindeer
Limping home from Ardent Christmas Eve
You can say theres no such thing as Beano
But as for me and Tallah- we believe.
She'd been drinking too much OtterAle
When Tallah asked her for a dance
But in ended in a epic fail
Tallah farted and blew his chance.
*chorus
He forgot to wear his Shreddies {tm}
The fart-filter underwear!
Everyone mounted up their Yetis
And ran out in the search of fresher air.
*chorus
When he found her Christmas mornin'
Tallah stood there with a pout
Her red dress tattered torn ' n
Bearing prints from the hooves of Tallah's mount
*chorus
So dont eat beans before a party
And you needn't have care
Or you'll end up crampy & farty
and kill the mood with a big blast of your butt-air!
Donalda got run over by reindeer
Limping home from Ardent Christmas Eve
You can say theres no such thing as Beano
But as for me and Tallah- we believe!!
~Stella StormSong US2
to the tune of Grandma got run over by a Reindeer
posted with permission from US2's Farter-in-Chief, Tallah. Thanks for being a good sport Tallz
(chorus)
Donalda got run over by reindeer
Limping home from Ardent Christmas Eve
You can say theres no such thing as Beano
But as for me and Tallah- we believe.
She'd been drinking too much OtterAle
When Tallah asked her for a dance
But in ended in a epic fail
Tallah farted and blew his chance.
*chorus
He forgot to wear his Shreddies {tm}
The fart-filter underwear!
Everyone mounted up their Yetis
And ran out in the search of fresher air.
*chorus
When he found her Christmas mornin'
Tallah stood there with a pout
Her red dress tattered torn ' n
Bearing prints from the hooves of Tallah's mount
*chorus
So dont eat beans before a party
And you needn't have care
Or you'll end up crampy & farty
and kill the mood with a big blast of your butt-air!
Donalda got run over by reindeer
Limping home from Ardent Christmas Eve
You can say theres no such thing as Beano
But as for me and Tallah- we believe!!
~Stella StormSong US2
Of course it's a song from US2 that is about farts!
:::whispering to all the other servers::: Y'all, I'm a *little* worried about what's happening over on US2...
Lord Odenhawk 72
Hunter
Characters
Tiffa, Kitty Witch
Platform
- Android
- PC
Grincha's Night
by Tiffa US3
Music: Silent Night
Grincha's Night, unholy night
All's not calm,and all's not bright
Round old Grincha, mean and Frightful
Unholy Elder, so Tough and Mean
Keeping Heros from their Peace
Keeping Villagers from their Peace
by Tiffa US3
Music: Silent Night
Grincha's Night, unholy night
All's not calm,and all's not bright
Round old Grincha, mean and Frightful
Unholy Elder, so Tough and Mean
Keeping Heros from their Peace
Keeping Villagers from their Peace
Nebucosm
Grand Priest
Platform
- iOS
“Last Christmas” (by Wham!)
Revised by: Nebucosm
Server: US2
Last Christmas, I gave you a heal
But the very next day you raided away
This year, I’ll save my mana pots for my beer
And drink ‘em with a tank that’s special
Once I harvest I’ll eat twice the pie
I fed my chickens
But they plucked out my eye
Tell me, Pyrron
Do you recognize me?
Well, it’s been ten levels
It doesn’t surprise me
(Merry Christmas!) I crafted and sent it
The mail said, “I five stared it” and meant it
Now, I know what a fool I’ve been
I’ll have to roll an alt
And start over again
Last Christmas, I gave you a heal
But the very next day you raided away
This year, I’ll save my mana pots for my beer
And drink ‘em with a tank that’s special
Revised by: Nebucosm
Server: US2
Last Christmas, I gave you a heal
But the very next day you raided away
This year, I’ll save my mana pots for my beer
And drink ‘em with a tank that’s special
Once I harvest I’ll eat twice the pie
I fed my chickens
But they plucked out my eye
Tell me, Pyrron
Do you recognize me?
Well, it’s been ten levels
It doesn’t surprise me
(Merry Christmas!) I crafted and sent it
The mail said, “I five stared it” and meant it
Now, I know what a fool I’ve been
I’ll have to roll an alt
And start over again
Last Christmas, I gave you a heal
But the very next day you raided away
This year, I’ll save my mana pots for my beer
And drink ‘em with a tank that’s special
RedEye
Wizard
Platform
- PC
We Wish you a Merry Christmas (Grincha style)
Tamur
US1
Great tidings we have
To you and your King;
Great tidings from Grincha
And a smashing New Year!
We wish you a Merry Grinchtmas
We wish you a Merry Grinchtmas
We wish you a Merry Grinchtmas
And a smashing New Year!
Bring us your stupid heroes
so bring us your stupid heroes
so bring us your stupid heroes
And a great big brown beer
We won't go 'til we bury them
We won't go 'til we bury them
We won't go 'til we bury them
So bring us a beer !
We wish you a Merry Grinchtmas
We wish you a Merry Grinchtmas
We wish you a Merry Grinchtmas
And a smashing New Year!
Tamur
US1
Great tidings we have
To you and your King;
Great tidings from Grincha
And a smashing New Year!
We wish you a Merry Grinchtmas
We wish you a Merry Grinchtmas
We wish you a Merry Grinchtmas
And a smashing New Year!
Bring us your stupid heroes
so bring us your stupid heroes
so bring us your stupid heroes
And a great big brown beer
We won't go 'til we bury them
We won't go 'til we bury them
We won't go 'til we bury them
So bring us a beer !
We wish you a Merry Grinchtmas
We wish you a Merry Grinchtmas
We wish you a Merry Grinchtmas
And a smashing New Year!
Dracodarion
Eldritch Hunter
Platform
- Android
- PC
12 days of questing(12 Days of Christmas)
On the first day of questing the miscreant gave to me,
A peg leg with a story!
On the 2nd day of questing grubella needed thee
Two grimy eyes!
And a peg leg with a story!
On the 3rd day of questing Gavin asked of me
Three raw potatoes!
Two grimy eyes!
And a peg leg with a story!
On the 4th day of questing Captain Nobeard handed me!
Four sour limes!
Three raw potatoes!
Two grimy eyes!
And a peg leg with a story!
On the 5th day of questing at traven isles I see
FIVE ANNOYING FAES!
Four sour limes!
Three raw potatoes!
Two grimy eyes!
And a peg leg with a story!
On the 6th day of questing Espaldrians gave to me!
Six chimes are chiming!
Five annoying faes!
Four sour limes!
Three raw potatoes!
Two grimy eyes!
And a peg leg with a story!
On the 7th day of questing Ephelus wanted these
Seven Anobri rings!
Six chimes are chiming!
Five annoying faes!
Four sour limes!
Three raw potatoes!
Two grimy eyes!
And a peg leg with a story!
On the 8th day of questing at goldenvale I see
Eight legged nasties!
Seven Anobri rings!
Six chimes are chiming!
Five annoying faes!
Four sour limes!
Three raw potatoes!
Two grimy eyes!
And a peg leg with a story!
On the 9th day of questing the depths I stumbled thee!
Nine shadow zones!
Eight legged nasties!
Seven Anobri rings!
Six chimes are chiming!
Five annoying faes!
Four sour limes!
Three raw potatoes!
Two grimy eyes!
And a peg leg with a story!
On the 10th day of questing an achievement need of me!
Ten Zingaras lurking!
Nine shadow zones!
Eight legged nasties!
Seven Anobri rings!
Six chimes are chiming! A
Five annoying faes!
Four sour limes!
Three raw potatoes!
Two grimy eyes!
And a peg leg with a story!
On the 11th day of questing arcane rift is just insane!
Eleven elder bounties!
Ten Zingaras lurking!
Nine shadow zones!
Eight legged nasties!
Seven Anobri rings!
Six chimes are chiming!
Five annoying faes!
Four sour limes!
Three raw potatoes!
Two grimy eyes!
And a peg leg with a story!
On the 12th day of questing I'm tired so I gifted me!
Twelves days of resting!
Eleven elder bounties!
Ten Zingaras lurking!
Nine shadow zones!
Eight legged nasties!
Seven Anobri rings!
Six chimes are chiming!
FIVE annoying faes!
Four sour limes!
Three raw potatoes!
Two grimy eyes!
And a peg leg with a story!!!!!
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Drago Eldarion
US 2
On the first day of questing the miscreant gave to me,
A peg leg with a story!
On the 2nd day of questing grubella needed thee
Two grimy eyes!
And a peg leg with a story!
On the 3rd day of questing Gavin asked of me
Three raw potatoes!
Two grimy eyes!
And a peg leg with a story!
On the 4th day of questing Captain Nobeard handed me!
Four sour limes!
Three raw potatoes!
Two grimy eyes!
And a peg leg with a story!
On the 5th day of questing at traven isles I see
FIVE ANNOYING FAES!
Four sour limes!
Three raw potatoes!
Two grimy eyes!
And a peg leg with a story!
On the 6th day of questing Espaldrians gave to me!
Six chimes are chiming!
Five annoying faes!
Four sour limes!
Three raw potatoes!
Two grimy eyes!
And a peg leg with a story!
On the 7th day of questing Ephelus wanted these
Seven Anobri rings!
Six chimes are chiming!
Five annoying faes!
Four sour limes!
Three raw potatoes!
Two grimy eyes!
And a peg leg with a story!
On the 8th day of questing at goldenvale I see
Eight legged nasties!
Seven Anobri rings!
Six chimes are chiming!
Five annoying faes!
Four sour limes!
Three raw potatoes!
Two grimy eyes!
And a peg leg with a story!
On the 9th day of questing the depths I stumbled thee!
Nine shadow zones!
Eight legged nasties!
Seven Anobri rings!
Six chimes are chiming!
Five annoying faes!
Four sour limes!
Three raw potatoes!
Two grimy eyes!
And a peg leg with a story!
On the 10th day of questing an achievement need of me!
Ten Zingaras lurking!
Nine shadow zones!
Eight legged nasties!
Seven Anobri rings!
Six chimes are chiming! A
Five annoying faes!
Four sour limes!
Three raw potatoes!
Two grimy eyes!
And a peg leg with a story!
On the 11th day of questing arcane rift is just insane!
Eleven elder bounties!
Ten Zingaras lurking!
Nine shadow zones!
Eight legged nasties!
Seven Anobri rings!
Six chimes are chiming!
Five annoying faes!
Four sour limes!
Three raw potatoes!
Two grimy eyes!
And a peg leg with a story!
On the 12th day of questing I'm tired so I gifted me!
Twelves days of resting!
Eleven elder bounties!
Ten Zingaras lurking!
Nine shadow zones!
Eight legged nasties!
Seven Anobri rings!
Six chimes are chiming!
FIVE annoying faes!
Four sour limes!
Three raw potatoes!
Two grimy eyes!
And a peg leg with a story!!!!!
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Drago Eldarion
US 2
Simplicity
Master Cook
Platform
- iOS
- PC
Another Santa Claus is Coming to Town
Simplicity, US2
Oh, you better watch out, you better take care,
There’s swarming dots in Grinchta’s Lair
the swarming dots are coming
for you.
The green ones make us happy,
the yellows make us cry,
the blue ones make us smile a lot,
but the red ones make us die!
Oh, you better watch out, you better move fast,
his dots will make you a thing of the past,
Grinchta’s dots are coming....for you!
Simplicity, US2
Oh, you better watch out, you better take care,
There’s swarming dots in Grinchta’s Lair
the swarming dots are coming
for you.
The green ones make us happy,
the yellows make us cry,
the blue ones make us smile a lot,
but the red ones make us die!
Oh, you better watch out, you better move fast,
his dots will make you a thing of the past,
Grinchta’s dots are coming....for you!
Astro
Squirrel
Characters
Astro1, Peanutshell, Mother Astro, Hunter Astro, Shaman Astro, Otterly Astro and Lady Astro
Platform
- PC
All I want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth, Astro1, US1
All I want for Christmas
Is two Ent berries,
Two ent berries
See I have no Ent Berries!
Gee if only had two Ent Berries,
I could wish you
a “Merry Christmas”
It seems so long since I could say
“All my quests are done!”
Gosh, oh gee how happy I’d be
I could turn in the Ent Berry Quest
All I want for Christmas
Is two Ent berries,
Two ent berries
See I have no Ent Berries!
Gee if only had two Ent Berries,
I could wish you
a “Merry Christmas”
All I want for Christmas
Is two Ent berries,
Two ent berries
See I have no Ent Berries!
Gee if only had two Ent Berries,
I could wish you
a “Merry Christmas”
It seems so long since I could say
“All my quests are done!”
Gosh, oh gee how happy I’d be
I could turn in the Ent Berry Quest
All I want for Christmas
Is two Ent berries,
Two ent berries
See I have no Ent Berries!
Gee if only had two Ent Berries,
I could wish you
a “Merry Christmas”
Agber
Citizen
Characters
Catweazel, treesplit, Sister Edith, Little Syb, Parabola
Platform
- PC
Last edited
To the tune “Away In A Manger”
(1)
Away on some rangers
They really were bled
And little by little
They all lost their head
Missile-Toe, he was hiding
Looking down in dismay
All of his brethren
Their skin turning grey
(chorus)
Grinchta was near-by
Aloft in his tree
Mournfully singing
Oh woe is me
Ooh We love slaying Grinchta
It is our cup of tea
Gleefully laughing
He-he he-he
(2)
Kringle got ugly
To no avail
He went down bloodily
With a great wail
His guard were lucky
Or so you might say
Most of them landing
In Ardents' gaol
(chorus)
(3)
That Sugar Plum
He was ooh so glum
Arrows kept piercing
His big fat bum
Toy-makers quivering
At such a sight
They began running
Straight into some blight
(chorus)
Melting some Snowmen
The heck out of them
After we finished
They looked like phlegm
And who was fuming
That old Jingle-Ding
We had some fun
Making some bling
(chorus)
(1)
Away on some rangers
They really were bled
And little by little
They all lost their head
Missile-Toe, he was hiding
Looking down in dismay
All of his brethren
Their skin turning grey
(chorus)
Grinchta was near-by
Aloft in his tree
Mournfully singing
Oh woe is me
Ooh We love slaying Grinchta
It is our cup of tea
Gleefully laughing
He-he he-he
(2)
Kringle got ugly
To no avail
He went down bloodily
With a great wail
His guard were lucky
Or so you might say
Most of them landing
In Ardents' gaol
(chorus)
(3)
That Sugar Plum
He was ooh so glum
Arrows kept piercing
His big fat bum
Toy-makers quivering
At such a sight
They began running
Straight into some blight
(chorus)
Melting some Snowmen
The heck out of them
After we finished
They looked like phlegm
And who was fuming
That old Jingle-Ding
We had some fun
Making some bling
(chorus)
Lord Odenhawk 72
Hunter
Characters
Tiffa, Kitty Witch
Platform
- Android
- PC
Grincha's Christmas Song
Tune: Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire by Bob Rivers
Tiffa US3
Heroes roasting on an open fire
Hot blood dripping from their wounds
(Ow! That hurts)
Yuletide Villagers fresh Filled by his tribe
They poked Spears through their nose
(Ow! Wrong End Snowmen)
Everybody knows some pepper and some Raindeer poo
Helps make the seasoning right
Tiny heroes with a Metalic Coat
Will really hit the spot right
And now when Pyrron sees his tray
(Ha ha ha ha ha ha)
There will be some Wizard jerky for his slegh
(Mmmm Hey Look at that)
And every hungry Monster is gonna spy
To see if Villagers really sing when they fry
And so I'm brushing on some honey glaze
To keep them crisp and juicy too
Lets hope they get served many times many ways
Tasty Heroes; good food
On that, Mr. Misstle Toe
Yes, sir, Mr. Crincha
Would you mind handing me the barbeque sauce I am starved!
Oh,no problem Grincha. Hey listen, you best be havin two of those legs,
because they're oh-so tiny and there ain't much meat upon em
(What about Human rights, Grincha)
Put a sock in it Diet!
You know, for years people said you over-rated heroes were my meal ticket.
Now I guess you could just say you're my meal!
Thats a good one,Grincha I always knew you was the funny one in the group!
Damn straight!
And so I'm offering some recipes
From Hero pie to villager stew
I'm not really sad that it ended this way
Chewy Hunters screw you
Did you hear that Diet Diet Diiiieeeetttt!"
Why, I'm sorry Grincha, did you want Diet There's plenty of Ivar left though.
No Offense to Diet or Ivar Otters.
Tune: Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire by Bob Rivers
Tiffa US3
Heroes roasting on an open fire
Hot blood dripping from their wounds
(Ow! That hurts)
Yuletide Villagers fresh Filled by his tribe
They poked Spears through their nose
(Ow! Wrong End Snowmen)
Everybody knows some pepper and some Raindeer poo
Helps make the seasoning right
Tiny heroes with a Metalic Coat
Will really hit the spot right
And now when Pyrron sees his tray
(Ha ha ha ha ha ha)
There will be some Wizard jerky for his slegh
(Mmmm Hey Look at that)
And every hungry Monster is gonna spy
To see if Villagers really sing when they fry
And so I'm brushing on some honey glaze
To keep them crisp and juicy too
Lets hope they get served many times many ways
Tasty Heroes; good food
On that, Mr. Misstle Toe
Yes, sir, Mr. Crincha
Would you mind handing me the barbeque sauce I am starved!
Oh,no problem Grincha. Hey listen, you best be havin two of those legs,
because they're oh-so tiny and there ain't much meat upon em
(What about Human rights, Grincha)
Put a sock in it Diet!
You know, for years people said you over-rated heroes were my meal ticket.
Now I guess you could just say you're my meal!
Thats a good one,Grincha I always knew you was the funny one in the group!
Damn straight!
And so I'm offering some recipes
From Hero pie to villager stew
I'm not really sad that it ended this way
Chewy Hunters screw you
Did you hear that Diet Diet Diiiieeeetttt!"
Why, I'm sorry Grincha, did you want Diet There's plenty of Ivar left though.
No Offense to Diet or Ivar Otters.
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Set to: "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"
Grinchta the mean-ol bounty,
Had a very angry face.
And if you ever saw it,
You'd want to hit it with a mace!
All of us gathered 'round him,
Ready to defeat this brute...
More fun if we're random elves--
Let's all use a Christmas Flute!
Set to: "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"
Grinchta the mean-ol bounty,
Had a very angry face.
And if you ever saw it,
You'd want to hit it with a mace!
All of us gathered 'round him,
Ready to defeat this brute...
More fun if we're random elves--
Let's all use a Christmas Flute!
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